Alright, alright, let’s talk about makin’ your own… uh… fun stuff, you know, those things for… down there. We ain’t got money to throw around, so why buy ’em when you can make ’em yourself, right?
First off, What are We Talkin’ About Anyway?
Now, I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I know folks like to have a good time. And sometimes, that means usin’ somethin’ to, you know, spice things up. You got them vibrators, them dildos, and all sorts of other things. But those cost a pretty penny at the store, don’t they? And who needs all that fancy stuff when you got things right in your own house?
- Vibrators: Them shakin’ things. Folks like ’em cause they buzz and stuff.
- Dildos: Well, you know… They ain’t real, but they do the job, if you catch my drift.
- Other stuff: There’s all sorts of things, even things just for playin’ around and havin’ fun with your, uh… partner.
So, How Do You Make This Stuff?
Look, it ain’t rocket science. You gotta use your noodle a little bit, but it ain’t hard. You got things all around the house you can use. Just gotta be a little clever, that’s all.
Ice, Ice Baby
One thing I heard about, it’s real simple. You just take some water, put it in a little baggie, and freeze it. Boom! Ice. Now, I ain’t sayin’ where you put it, but you can use your imagination. It’s cold, see? And that can be… interestin’. It’s good for teasin’ too, I hear. You know, just a little touch here and there.
Things You Already Got Laying Around
Don’t go runnin’ to the store just yet. Look around your house first. You got vegetables, like cucumbers or carrots – just make sure you wash ‘em good! You can even use a toothbrush, the back end of it you know, if it’s the kind that vibrates, even better! And for a little cushion, you can wrap things in a towel or an old sock, make it nice and soft.
Safety First, Now
Now, listen here, I gotta say this. You gotta be careful, you hear? Don’t be usin’ nothin’ that’s gonna hurt you. No sharp edges, no nothin’ that’s gonna break off inside you. And clean everything real good before and after you use it. Soap and water, hot water, that’s what you need. And don’t be sharin’ this stuff with just anybody, you hear? You gotta be smart about these things.
Why Bother Making Your Own?
Well, like I said, it saves you money. But it’s more than that. It’s about being creative. It’s about makin’ somethin’ with your own two hands. And it’s about havin’ a little fun, too. And hey, if you can’t get to the store, or if you just wanna try somethin’ different, this is the way to go. It’s good for beginners too, you know, folks who just want to try things out before they spend a lot of money.
Experimentin’ Is Key
Don’t be afraid to try different things. Maybe one thing works for you, maybe it don’t. That’s okay. Just try somethin’ else. You can try different shapes, different sizes, different materials. The important thing is to find somethin’ that you like, somethin’ that makes you feel good. You can even make things that are good for playin’ with your partner, you know, gettin’ a little spicy together. This ain’t just for folks on their own.
And Remember…
This ain’t somethin’ to be ashamed of. Everybody wants to feel good, everybody wants to have a little fun. And if you can do it yourself, and save a little money in the process, well, that’s just smart, ain’t it? It ain’t nothin’ new, either. Folks have been findin’ ways to have fun for a long, long time.
Keep it on the down low
Now, this ain’t somethin’ you go shoutin’ from the rooftops, you know? It’s personal. It’s private. So keep it to yourself, unless you’re talkin’ to someone you trust. And even then, be careful what you say and who you say it to. Not everyone understands these things.
So there you have it. A little bit of advice on makin’ your own…you know… Just remember to be safe, be clean, and be creative. And most of all, have a little fun. Life’s too short to be miserable all the time, ain’t it? Now go on and see what you can find around the house. You might be surprised what you can come up with.
