Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “three some” thing. You young folks got all sorts of fancy names for stuff, but back in my day, we just called it… well, never you mind what we called it. It ain’t polite talk for church-going folks.
Now, from what I hear, lots of people, they think about this kinda thing. It’s like a secret wish in their heads, you know? Like wanting a big ol’ slice of cake, but you’re only supposed to have a little piece. Only this cake… well, it involves more than one person at a time. I ain’t gonna lie, it sounds like a whole lotta trouble to me.
- One fella I heard about, he was with two gals at the same time. Can you imagine? He was busy, that’s for sure. The story goes he was, you know, *doing it* with one of ‘em, and then he’d, uh, *help* the other one out, too. Sounded exhausting if you ask me. And then, wouldn’t you know it, he went and, well, you know… finished. The lady tellin’ the story, she was surprised, like she didn’t expect that. Guess it was pretty wild.
- Then there’s this other story, not so happy. These two gals and a fella, they’re all together, and one of the gals starts cryin’! Says the fella likes her friend more. Can you believe it? Happened twice, she said. Twice! Some folks just ain’t cut out for sharin’, I guess. It just goes to show, these things ain’t always fun and games. Someone’s always gonna get their feelin’s hurt.
I tell ya, it’s a whole different world now. Back when I was young, you stuck with one person, and that was that. Maybe some folks fooled around, but they didn’t go shoutin’ it from the rooftops. Now, they got all these books and doctors talkin’ about it like it’s normal as pie. One fella, wrote a whole book, talked to thousands of couples, and he says this “three some” thing, it’s the number one thing people dream about. Number one! Can you beat that? And it ain’t just young folks neither. I heard tell of couples, been married for years, and they go and try this stuff. Some even like it with other fellas involved. Lord have mercy.
This pandemic thing, it’s got folks stir-crazy, I reckon. They’re stuck inside, and their minds start wanderin’. One woman, she was talkin’ about how she just keeps thinkin’ about her “spicy” times with two other people. Said it was just what she needed, all cooped up like she was. Sounds to me like she needs to find a good hobby, like knittin’ or somethin’. Less trouble that way.
There’s all sorts of ways people do this, you know. I heard tell of positions… positions I ain’t even gonna try to describe. Let’s just say they use their mouths, their hands, and… other parts. Seems mighty complicated if you ask me. And then there’s the whole “third wheel” problem. You know, like when you’re out with two friends and they’re all lovey-dovey and you just feel left out? Apparently, that happens in bed, too! Imagine that.
I also heard about these couples, married and all, who go lookin’ for another fella to join them. Some folks make a whole summer out of it! Adventures, they call ‘em. More like headaches, if you ask me. And then there’s stories, lots and lots of stories, about men sharin’ their wives or husbands with other men. Livin’ rooms, bedrooms, they don’t care where it happens. Just seems like a lot of fuss to me.
So, there you have it. That’s what I know about this “three some” business. It’s a whole lot of people wanting what they maybe shouldn’t, gettin’ into messes, and then tellin’ everyone about it. Me? I’ll stick with my cup of tea and a good book. Less drama that way. But hey, to each their own, I always say. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when it all goes wrong.
Tags: Threesome, Relationships, Sex, Fantasy, Couples, Stories, Intimacy, Pandemic
