Hey there, honey. Today, I gonna tell ya how to make a thing, they call it “DIY Fleshlight”. It’s easy, you see? Just a few things from around the house. This old gal ain’t no expert, but I hear things, ya know?
First, you gotta know what this thing is. Some folks call it a “pocket pussy”. Sounds silly, don’t it? But it’s for the menfolk, to… well, you know. They use it when they’re alone. No need to be shy about it. It’s all natural. So that is what is the diy fleshlight, ok?
Now, how do ya make one? That’s the fun part. You can make it however you like, ain’t that somethin’? Just use your noodle. We used to make do with what we had, back in my day. So if you are the first time to make your own fleshlight, don’t worry, it is very easy.
Here’s what you need, or somethin’ like it:
- A towel. A soft one, not the scratchy kind.
- A glove, like the ones you use for washin’ dishes.
- Maybe a sponge, the kind for cleanin’.
- Some string or rubber bands.
Now, I seen some folks use a Pringles can. You know, the chips? Clean it out good, though. Nobody wants a salty… you know. But a towel and a glove is easier, I reckon. Less mess, too. That is a good material for homemade fleshlight.
So, you take the towel, and you fold it up. Make it nice and snug, like a little tunnel. Then you put the glove over it. Or maybe inside it? You gotta experiment a little. Find what feels right. That is a good DIY pocket pussy.
The sponge, you can use that too. Cut it up, make it the right shape. Use your imagination. That’s what we did back in the day. We didn’t have no fancy stores to buy things. We made do. Always remember use your imagination for DIY fleshlight.
Once you got it all set up, use the string or rubber bands to hold it together. Make sure it’s tight, but not too tight. You don’t want it to fall apart, now do ya?
Some folks like to add things, make it fancy. They use… oh, what do they call it? Lubricant. Makes it slippery. You can use that if you want, but it ain’t necessary. And if you want to make a fleshlight alternative, you can use anything you can find, like a balloon, remember to clean it.
Now, I ain’t gonna tell you how to use it. That’s for the menfolk to figure out. But I hear it’s pretty simple. Just be careful, and have fun. That’s the important part. And remember, this is just somethin’ to do at home. It ain’t for sellin’ or nothin’ like that. Just a little project, for when you’re bored.
And don’t be tellin’ everyone your grandma told you how to do this, ya hear? It’s our little secret. Just between us girls. This is a fun project to make a DIY homemade fleshlight.
There you have it, a good homemade fleshlight. Remember use your hand and brain, that is all you need.
One more thing, if you want to tailor your fleshlight, you can try anything you want, like different materials, different towels, different gloves. Just use your imagination. Good luck!
Oh, and clean up after yourself. Don’t leave a mess for someone else to find. That ain’t polite. And wash your hands, too. Hygiene is important, even for… well, you know.
So there ya go. That’s how you make a DIY Fleshlight, or whatever you wanna call it. It’s easy, it’s cheap, and it’s… well, it’s somethin’ to do. Keeps you busy, I reckon. And who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new talent. You never know what you’re capable of until you try, right?
Now, go on and have some fun. But be careful, and be respectful. That’s all I ask. And remember, your grandma loves ya. Even if she does talk about… well, you know. It’s all part of life, ain’t it? Just gotta roll with the punches, and make the best of it. So that is how to make a fleshlight, good luck, honey.
