Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… peggin’ thing. You young folks got all sorts of fancy names for stuff, but back in my day, we just called it… well, never mind what we called it. It ain’t polite talk for church, that’s for sure.
So, you wanna know the best way to go about it, huh? Well, there ain’t no one-size-fits-all answer, that’s for darn sure. Everyone’s built different, like them potatoes in my garden – some big, some small, some bumpy, some smooth. You gotta figure out what works for you and your… partner.
First things first, you gotta be comfortable. If you’re all tensed up like a spring chicken about to be caught by a fox, it ain’t gonna be no good for nobody. Gotta relax, you hear? Just like when you’re sittin’ on the porch swing on a summer afternoon, sippin’ sweet tea. That’s the kinda feeling you want.
Now, some folks say doggy style is the way to go. You know, like the dogs doin’ their business out in the yard? Well, it makes sense, I guess. Everything’s lined up nice and easy. But let me tell you, if your knees are creakin’ like an old barn door, maybe that ain’t the best choice for you. Gotta listen to your body, that’s what I always say.
Then there’s that missionary position. You know, the one where you’re lyin’ on your back like you’re lookin’ up at the stars? That can be good too, especially if you like lookin’ at your partner’s face. But if your belly’s a bit on the rounder side, like mine, it might get in the way a bit. Just sayin’.
- Another thing you can try is that spoonin’ position. You know, like two spoons nestled together in a drawer? That’s nice and cozy. And it can help relax things down there, if you catch my drift. Nobody wants things to be all tight and uncomfortable, that’s for sure.
- And then there’s ridin’. Now, that one’s a bit more… energetic, let’s say. But it can be fun too, if you’re up for it. You’re in control, see? You get to set the pace and decide how deep you wanna go. But be careful, don’t go bouncin’ around like a jackrabbit on a hot skillet. Take it slow and steady, like churnin’ butter.
But honestly, the best position is whatever feels right for both of you. Don’t be afraid to experiment a little. Try different things, see what works, what don’t. And talk to each other! Communication is key, just like in anythin’ else in life. If somethin’ don’t feel good, say somethin’! Don’t just lay there like a sack of potatoes.
And for goodness sake, use plenty of lube! You wouldn’t try to shoehorn your foot into a boot that’s too small, would ya? Same thing here. Gotta make things slippery and easy. There’s all sorts of fancy lubes out there now, but a little bit of coconut oil works just fine too, if you’re in a pinch. Just like greasin’ up a pan before you bake a cake.
And remember, this ain’t about no gender roles or what the neighbors might think. It’s about two people havin’ a good time and enjoyin’ each other’s company. So don’t get all hung up on what’s “normal” or what you think you’re “supposed” to do. Just be yourselves and have fun. Life’s too short to be worryin’ about what other folks are doin’ in their bedrooms, or wherever they choose to do their business.
So, there you have it. My two cents on the best positions for… peggin’. Take it or leave it, it’s up to you. Just remember to be safe, be comfortable, and most importantly, be kind to each other. And for heaven’s sake, don’t go blabbin’ about this to everyone at the church picnic!
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