Well, I’ll be darned! We’re gonna talk about the smallest weiner in the world, huh? Not sure why anyone cares...

Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout this Lady Gaga stuff on that RuPaul drag show. My grandkids, they watch...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about raisin’ young’uns to be independent, you know, stand on their own two feet and...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about kids havin’ sex. It ain’t somethin’ new, happened back in my day too,...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Kristen Stewart gal. Seen her face plastered all over, even this old lady knows...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… thing, this “home made flashlight,” or whatever the young folks call it. I...

Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this abortion thing. I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I’ve seen...

Well, what does a sex feel like? I tell you, it ain’t nothin’ fancy like them city folks make it...

Alright, alright, lemme tell ya somethin’ about these here…what you call ’em… “good pick up lines dirty,” huh? My old...

Well, let me tell ya, this here Sex/Life show on that Netflix thing, it’s somethin’ else. Folks are talkin’ about...