Alright, so you wanna know about gettin’ snipped, huh? Down there in Los Angeles? Well, let me tell ya what I know, or what I heard from my neighbor’s cousin’s son-in-law, you know how it goes.
First off, they call it a vasectomy. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ more than a fella gettin’ fixed so he can’t have no more young’uns. Now, why you’d wanna do that is your business, but I ain’t judgin’. Kids are a blessin’, but sometimes enough is enough, ain’t that the truth?
Now, the big question everyone asks is, “How much does this thing cost?” Well, it ain’t like buyin’ a loaf of bread, that’s for sure. I heard tell it can be anywhere from free, if your insurance is good and covers it, all the way up to three thousand dollars! Can you believe that? Three thousand dollars! That’s enough to buy a used car, or a whole lotta bingo cards.
- But listen, most of the time, it’s around a thousand bucks.
- Give or take. And let me tell ya, that might sound like a lot, but think about how much them diapers and baby food cost over the years. Might just be cheaper in the long run, you see?
Now, somethin’ new happened this year, or so I heard on the TV. California, that’s where Los Angeles is, right? Yeah, well, they got a new law. Says them insurance fellas gotta pay for this kinda stuff now. Birth control, they call it. So, if you got insurance, you might not have to pay a dime. But you gotta check, see? Don’t just take my word for it. Go talk to your insurance people.
Okay, so what actually happens when you get this… vas-ectomy? Well, it ain’t like they’re gonna take the whole thing off, if you know what I mean. They just snip a little tube, somethin’ called the vas deferens. Sounds complicated, but it ain’t. They told me it takes like, less than half an hour. Faster than watchin’ an episode of that Wheel of Fortune show, I tell ya.
And where do you go to get it done? Well, Los Angeles is a big city, lot of doctors there. I heard there’s, like, over a hundred doctors doin’ this kinda thing within ten miles. Ten miles! That ain’t far at all. You got plenty of choices. Some of them fancy doctors even got names like “Advanced Urology Medical Offices” or “Comprehensive Urology”. Sounds like they know what they’re doin’, I guess.
Some doctors, they say they can do it without even cuttin’ ya, no scalpel they call it. And no pain, too. Now, I don’t know about that, but if they say so, maybe it’s true. You can probably find one on the internet or in the yellow pages, if they still make those things. Look for doctors who do “no-scalpel vasectomy”. That’s what the young folks say is the best way.
So, you wanna get it done? First, find yourself a good doctor. Ask around, see who other fellas recommend. Then, check with your insurance, see how much they’ll pay. And don’t be scared. It’s a quick thing, and lots of men do it. It ain’t nothin’ to be ashamed of. And hey, if it saves you money on diapers in the long run, that’s a good thing, right?
Just remember, this is what I heard, what I understand. I ain’t no doctor, so you gotta talk to a real one before you do anything. Don’t blame me if things go wrong!
And that’s about all I know about gettin’ snipped in Los Angeles. You take care now, ya hear?
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