Well, let me tell you somethin’ ’bout these women, the ones always goin’ on and on about how good they are at, you know, blowin’ them fellas. Yeah, that thing.
I seen a few things in my time, and this new generation, they somethin’ else. Always talkin’ ’bout stuff we never even whispered about back in my day. Not that we didn’t do it, mind you, but we sure didn’t go around braggin’ like some prize rooster.
Now, some folks say women don’t even like doin’ it. They say it’s somethin’ men want, not women. But I reckon that ain’t entirely true. Heard tell some women actually get a kick outta it. Say it feels good or somethin’. To each their own, I guess. But this whole blowjob skills thing, it’s just plain weird to me.
- Makes you wonder, don’t it? Why they gotta talk about it so much?
- Is it somethin’ to be proud of now? Like bakin’ a good pie or somethin’?
- Seems to me, some things are best kept private. But hey, what do I know? I’m just an old woman.
I read somethin’ somewhere, some fancy magazine or somethin’, it said lots of women like it. Said they like feelin’ the, you know, the man’s thing in their mouth. Said it gives ’em pleasure. Well, good for them, I guess. But why the need to shout it from the rooftops? It’s like they’re competin’ or somethin’. Who can give the best… you know. It’s just strange.
Then you got these young folks online, always askin’ questions. “Why do women like it?” they ask. Like it’s some big mystery. Well, I reckon it ain’t no mystery. Some do, some don’t. Just like anythin’ else in life. But these girls braggin’ about how good they are, that’s the part I don’t get. It’s like they thinkin’ it makes ’em special or somethin’.
And this talk about “oral sex etiquette,” what in the world is that? Back in my day, you just, well, you just did it. There weren’t no fancy rules or nothin’. Now they got guides and all sorts of instructions. Makes my head spin, it does. Seems like they tryin’ to make somethin’ simple all complicated.
Heard some girls say it ain’t no big deal, that it’s easy. Unless you got a bad gag reflex, they say. And some complain if the man takes too long. Well, I guess that’s understandable. Nobody wants to be doin’ somethin’ forever, right? But still, why all the fuss? Why all the braggin’? It’s just… somethin’ you do, not somethin’ you boast about.
I seen some folks talkin’ ’bout doin’ it in clubs, or with strangers. Good Lord, have mercy. Times have changed, haven’t they? Back then, it was somethin’ you did with your husband, or maybe your fella, if you were…you know… a bit wild. But now, it’s like anythin’ goes. And these girls, they just keep on braggin’. “I’m the best,” they say. “I can do this and that.” Well, good for you, honey. But maybe keep it to yourself, huh?
Blowjobs at Da Club, they call it. Sounds like a circus act to me. And then they go online and talk about it, tellin’ everyone how great they are. It’s like they want a medal or somethin’. I just don’t understand it. Maybe I’m too old, maybe I’m just old-fashioned. But this whole thing, this braggin’ and boastin’, it just rubs me the wrong way.
Some say it’s just the times, that women are more open now, more free. Maybe so. But there’s a difference between bein’ free and bein’… well, bein’ loud. Some things are better left unsaid, if you ask me. And this obsession with blowjob skills, it’s just plain silly. It ain’t no talent, it ain’t no skill. It’s just… somethin’ you do. And the more you brag about it, the less special it seems.
So, yeah, these women braggin’ about their blowjob skills. They can go on and on, all they want. But me, I’ll just stick to my old-fashioned ways. Some things are best kept private, and some things just ain’t worth braggin’ about. That’s all I gotta say about that.
