Well, well, well, look at this. People having sex in public. Lord have mercy. What is this world coming to? Back in my day, we knew better than to do such things. We had some decency, you know. But these young folks today, they just don’t care.

Why do people do it? I tell you, I don’t know. Some say it’s for the thrill. They like the risk, they say. The risk of getting caught. Like them fool kids playing with fire. Sooner or later, they gonna get burned. Some folks just plain like to show off, I reckon. Like a rooster crowing in the morning, they want everyone to know what they’re doing.
And you know what else? I heard some of them say it’s ’cause they get a kick out of it, a special kind of feelin’. Some folks are just strange, I guess. They got that agoraphilia, they call it. Sounds like a disease to me.
But I’ll tell you one thing, it ain’t right. It ain’t natural. God made some things to be done in private. This is one of them. If you need to be doin’ that, do it at home. Not out where everyone can see.
- Some folks like the danger, they say.
- Some folks just plain nasty.
- Some say it feels good.
I seen a lot in my days, but this… this is somethin’ else. Now, I heard some people, they have sex to feel good. That’s what they say. They call it “pleasure.” Like eatin’ a good piece of pie, I suppose. I mean, who doesn’t like some good feelin’? But there are other ways to do that, a lot of ways. No need to be doing it out in the open, that’s for sure. No siree.
And then there’s them that say they do it to make babies. That’s what they say. Well, that’s fine and dandy, but you don’t see the animals doing it in the middle of the street, do you? They got more sense than that. Having sex in public, it ain’t right. Even animals know how to find a quiet place.

Now, I heard some of them educated folks, them scientists, say there’s all sorts of reasons why people have sex. They got their fancy words and their studies. They say some do it to feel close to someone. Like two peas in a pod, you know. They say it’s about love and all that mushy stuff.
Others, they say, they do it to feel less worried. To take their mind off things. Like when you’re workin’ in the fields all day, and your back is achin’, and your hands are sore. A little bit of somethin’ somethin’ can make you forget all that, I guess. But still, not in public!
But see, here’s the thing. There are a lot of reasons for it. And people will tell you, there are a lot of reasons. I hear it all the time. People like to talk, especially the young folks, they love to talk about these things. No shame at all.
And one thing is for sure, if you do it outside, you ain’t gonna fall asleep after. There’s too much goin’ on. Too much to worry about. I guess that’s one good thing about it. Not that I approve, mind you. Public sex is not something I would suggest.
Men, women, old, young, it don’t matter. Seems like everyone’s got their own reason. Like I said, some say it’s for the good feelin’. Some say it’s for the love. And some, well, some just like to be naughty, I reckon.

But one thing is for sure, sex in public places ain’t right. It’s just not the way things are supposed to be. If you ask me, it’s a sign of the times. Things are changin’, and not for the better. It’s just gettin’ worse and worse, every day. People are losin’ their minds. That’s what it is, losin’ their minds.
- People say they do it to feel close.
- Some say it helps them not worry.
- Some just like being naughty.
I remember back in my day, if you even thought about doin’ somethin’ like that in public, you’d be run out of town. Or worse! Now, people just don’t care. They think it’s funny. They think it’s a game.
And those bathrooms, Lord help us. If you’re gonna do it in a public bathroom, at least lock the door! Have some respect for yourself and for other folks. It is like those young people don’t have any idea what is good or bad.
It’s a shame, it really is. A real shame. People need to learn some respect. Some decency. It’s like they forgot everything their mamas taught them. It’s like the whole world’s gone crazy. That’s what I say. Crazy! People having sex in public, what will they think of next? It just makes you wonder, doesn’t it? It just makes you wonder.