Okay, so the other day I finally got my hands on one of those Fleshlights everyone’s been talking about. I’d heard a lot about them, seen some ads, and, well, curiosity got the better of me. I decided to order one online – discreet packaging, thank god – and waited impatiently for it to arrive.
When it finally showed up, I ripped open the box like a kid on Christmas morning. First impression? It looked… interesting. I chose the classic Pink Lady model, just to start simple. It felt weird, all soft and squishy. It’s made of this SuperSkin stuff, which is supposed to feel realistic, and I gotta say, it kinda does.
So, I followed the instructions, which basically involved warming it up a bit and using a good amount of lube. Let me tell you, the first time using it was… an experience. It definitely took some getting used to. The suction is intense, and you can control it by adjusting the end cap. I played around with that for a while, trying to find the sweet spot.
- Warm it up: I soaked it in warm water for a few minutes.
- Lube it up: Don’t be stingy with the lube, trust me.
- Adjust the suction: Twisting the cap changes the tightness.
After a few, uh, “practice runs,” I started to get the hang of it. I experimented with different techniques, different lubes, and even tried that Go Torque version that’s supposed to be more portable. That one was pretty good too, but I think I prefer the classic. I also saw some vibrating ones, but I haven’t tried them yet.
Honestly, it’s way better than I expected. It’s definitely a step up from the old-fashioned way, if you know what I mean. It feels pretty damn realistic, and the cleanup is surprisingly easy. You just rinse it out with some warm water and let it dry.
My overall take?
It’s a solid product. If you’re curious, I’d say go for it. Just make sure you do your research and maybe read some reviews to figure out which model is right for you. There are tons of different textures and styles out there. It’s kind of a fun, personalized thing. And remember, lube is your best friend!
I’m thinking about trying some of the other versions, maybe one with a more intense texture. They also have all these other weird toys that seem to get people excited. Who knows, maybe I’ll even try one of those vibrating ones eventually. I heard the Vibro is good? I’ll keep you guys posted. It’s been a wild ride, and I’m not done exploring yet!
I saw some of those automatic strokers online, and that’s next on my list to try. The ones with the heating function sound really interesting. I might have to order one of those and see what all the fuss is about.
And yeah, this whole thing started because I was bored and saw some ads online. Funny how things work out, right? Now I’m like a mini-expert on these things. Well, not really, but I’ve definitely learned a lot. I might have to keep a journal or something. Ha!
Anyway, that’s my Fleshlight story so far. Hope you found it… informative. Or at least entertaining. Don’t judge me too hard, okay? We all have our hobbies.
Gotta go test out some new lube I just ordered. Peace out!
