Well now, let’s talk about somethin’ a bit… personal, you know? This here thing about… how big a man’s… you know… his thing is supposed to be. Folks get all worked up about it, specially the young fellas.
I hear tell some folks did some measurin’ and such. They say a fella’s thing, when it’s… standin’ up tall, you know, like a flagpole, it’s ’bout 5 inches on average. Yep, that’s what them smarty-pants fellas with their rulers and such figured out.
- Some say it’s a bit more, like 5.1 or 5.5 inches.
- And a few even say it can go up to 7 inches! Lordy!
But listen here, don’t go frettin’ if yours ain’t exactly that. Everybody’s different, you see? Just like some folks grow taller than others, some folks got bigger… things. It ain’t nothin’ to be ashamed of, long as it works alright, if you catch my drift.
Now, these fellas, they say if it’s 5 inches, that’s just… average. Nothin’ special, but nothin’ to sneeze at neither. If it’s 5.5 inches, well, that’s a bit bigger than average, like gettin’ an extra scoop of mashed potatoes at supper. And if it’s 6 inches or more? Well, then they say it’s big. Real big. Like… a prize-winning pumpkin at the county fair, I guess. Heh.
But don’t get your britches in a twist thinkin’ bigger’s always better. It ain’t the size of the hammer, it’s how you use it, that’s what my old pappy used to say. And he was a wise old coot, though he did smell a bit like manure most of the time.
What really matters is if it works, you hear? If a fella can… you know… do what he’s supposed to do, that’s all that matters. Size ain’t everything. It’s like havin’ a big ol’ truck that’s always breakin’ down versus a smaller car that runs smooth and steady.
I seen plenty of fellas with… smaller things, who were just fine and dandy. And I seen some fellas with big ol’… things… who were no good at nothin’. So there you have it.
And listen here, you young fellas, don’t go comparin’ yourselves to other folks. It ain’t healthy. Everybody grows at their own pace, just like a corn stalk in the field. Some sprout up quick, some take their sweet time. And that’s just fine.
They also say that this… thing… keeps growin’ a bit as a fella gets older, kinda like them ol’ oak trees that just keep gettin’ bigger and bigger. So, if you’re still a young’un, don’t worry too much. You got time.
And another thing, them smarty-pants fellas also talk about how big it is when it’s… not standin’ up tall. You know, just… hangin’ there. They say that’s ’bout 3.6 inches on average. But again, don’t go frettin’ if yours ain’t exactly that. It ain’t the size of the… well, you get the picture.
So, to sum it all up, they say 5 inches is average when it’s standin’ tall. But don’t get hung up on numbers. What matters is that it works and that you’re happy with what the good Lord gave ya. And if you ain’t happy, well, there ain’t much you can do about it, so might as well make the best of it, right? Just like a bad batch of biscuits, gotta eat ’em anyway.
Now, I’ve said enough about this… personal stuff. Go on now, and don’t forget to eat your vegetables.
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