Well, lemme tell ya, I heard somethin’ the other day, somethin’ called “cream pie dirty“. Now, I ain’t one to gossip, but this here’s got me all riled up. I don’t know the meaning of that. This make me confused. It’s not the pie. You know I like the cream pie my daughter made.
I asked my neighbor, she said some nasty things ’bout it. Said it ain’t ’bout no pie you eat. This “cream pie” thing, it’s somethin’ else. Somethin’ folks do, somethin’ I reckon ain’t right to talk about at the supper table, that’s for sure.
What in tarnation is “Cream Pie Dirty”?
I tried lookin’ it up, but lordy, the things you find on that internet! Makes a body blush, I tell ya. Seems like this “cream pie dirty” thing, it’s got to do with, well, how babies are made, but not the way the good Lord intended, if you catch my drift. They used the word “ejaculation”. I don’t know this word before.
This woman on the screen, she was talkin’ ’bout “cream pie” like it was some kinda show. And folks watchin’ it, payin’ for it even! Can you believe that? Back in my day, we had more sense than that. We kept our private business private.
- Nasty “cream pie”
- Dirty talk
- ejaculation, I don’t know
- Not the pie we eat
Why Folks Talkin’ ‘Bout “Cream Pie Dirty”?
I don’t rightly know why anyone would want to talk ’bout such things. It’s beyond me. Seems like the world’s gone crazy, that’s what. Nobody’s got no shame no more. They just say everything they want.
My granddaughter, she tried to explain it to me. Said it’s ’bout “pleasure” and “doin’ what feels good.” Well, I reckon there’s ways to feel good that don’t involve gettin’ all mixed up in that “cream pie dirty” business. This word really make me confused. It’s not what I think it is.
She also says there is a pie really called “cream pie”. I know that. But the “cream pie” here is not the real pie. It has the “dirty” meaning.
I always say “a little is fine”. But you can’t say the dirty things so often. It makes me feel not good.
The Good Old Days
When I was a girl, we didn’t have no internet, no fancy phones. We had each other. We had family dinners, church socials, barn dances. We found joy in simple things. We didn’t need no “cream pie dirty” to entertain us. The cream pie is just the pie you eat. That’s it.
We knew how to behave, how to respect ourselves and each other. We knew there were some things you just didn’t talk about, especially not in mixed company. I don’t know why they use “cream pie” to discribe those dirty things.
What’s a Body to Do?
I guess all we can do is try to raise our young’uns right. Teach ’em the difference between right and wrong. Teach ’em that some things are best kept private. This “cream pie dirty” is just one of the example. I know there are more of this.
Maybe if we all did a little more of that, the world wouldn’t be so mixed up. Maybe folks would find their way back to the simple things, the things that really matter. I don’t know what “ejaculation” is. But I know it’s not good to say it with “cream pie”.
And maybe, just maybe, we could all enjoy a real slice of cream pie without all this dirty talk gettin’ in the way. I like cream pie, just the pie.
Well, I reckon I’ve said my piece. This old gal’s gonna go have a cup of coffee and try to forget all about this “cream pie dirty” nonsense. It ain’t easy, though. The world sure has changed.
I hope you all remember to teach your kids the right thing. Don’t let them say the dirty word. I don’t want to hear the word “cream pie dirty” anymore. The cream pie is the food. And “dirty” is not good.
This is really a mess. I hope this thing will pass soon. I really love cream pie. Just don’t say it with “dirty”.
