Well, well, well, look what we have here. Talkin’ ’bout what if u have sex in a hotel. My goodness, ain’t nothin’ new under the sun, is there? People been doin’ that since hotels was invented, I reckon.
Now, I ain’t one to judge. What folks do in private is their own business. But in a hotel? That’s kinda public, ain’t it? Lots of people sleepin’ in them beds, you know. But hey, people have sex in hotels. That’s just a fact, like the sky is blue or the cows come home at dusk.
What Happens When You Do It in a Hotel?
If you’re real nice to them folks at the counter when you check in, maybe you get a better room. Maybe they give you free drinks. That’s what I heard, anyhow. But if you’re mean, you ain’t gettin’ nothin’ but a room, if you get that. My momma always said, “You catch more flies with honey.” That’s true, whether you’re at a hotel or in the hotel with your partner.
I heard some folks talkin’ once, sayin’ doin’ it in a hotel is just fine, it’s the law. As long as you ain’t makin’ a big scene where everyone can see. They say, hotel is legal for sex. Well, I guess that’s true. It is legal. Not like anyone can stop you if you’re quiet. Otherwise, it’s a public scandal. Lord knows, we don’t need no more scandals.
- You can do it in a hotel, I guess.
- Be nice to the hotel people.
- Don’t be makin’ a big show of it.
- It’s all legal like, if you’re both grown ups.
Some folks, they get all excited just bein’ somewhere different. They say bein’ away from home makes ’em feel free. Like a bird out of a cage, I suppose. Hotel sex can be like that, I guess. New place, new bed, that’s excitin’ for some, makes ’em wanna, you know…
No Rules in a Hotel, Is There?
And in a hotel, you ain’t got to worry ’bout cleanin’ up. That’s what them housekeepers are for. You can mess up the bath, make a mess, and they just come in and clean it up. Fold them towels real nice. At home, you gotta do all that yourself! So, I reckon that’s a plus for some people, sex in a hotel. No cleanin’ up!
I heard a story once, ’bout a hotel where they have them weddin’ parties. You know the type, big fancy doin’s. Well, the folks workin’ there, they hear everything. All that thumpin’ and bumpin’. They just go ’bout their business, checkin’ on things, makin’ sure the hotel is okay, but they know what’s goin’ on. People gettin’ married and, well, celebratin’, I suppose. They have their hotel sex, then.
Is Life Different if You Do it in a Hotel?
Life is just life, ain’t it? You sleep, you wake up, you work, you eat. Same thing whether you’re at home or in a hotel. But I suppose for some folks, bein’ in a hotel makes ’em feel different. Like they’re on vacation, even if they ain’t.
Now, I heard tell that if you’re both grown-ups, and you both want to be there, ain’t no hotel can keep you out. That’s the law, they say. Any adult can stay in any hotel with anyone they want, long as they’re both willin’. So, if you’re thinkin’ about having sex in a hotel, and you’re both old enough, and you both want to, ain’t nobody gonna stop you. No hotel can deny entry if you’re both adults, they say.
But just remember what my momma said, “Be nice.” And maybe clean up a little, for goodness sake. Them housekeepers work hard enough as it is. And don’t be too loud, either. Some folks are tryin’ to sleep, you know. What if u have sex in a hotel? Well, just be decent about it, that’s all I gotta say.
Life’s too short to be worryin’ ’bout these things too much. Just be good to each other, be respectful, and don’t make a mess. That’s good advice no matter where you are, hotel or not.
So there you have it. That’s all I know about what happens if you have sex in a hotel. It ain’t that different from anythin’ else, far as I can tell. Just be nice to people. That goes for hotel sex, and everything else in this world. And that’s about all I know of it.
