Okay, here’s my attempt at a blog post, following all your instructions:

So, the other day, I got curious. Like, really curious. I’d heard things, seen things… you know, on the internet. And I started wondering, what’s the actual deal with, uh, “big” ones? So, I did what any normal person would do: I went down a rabbit hole.
First, I just started Googling. You know, just typing in stuff like “what does a big penis look like,” and hoping I wouldn’t get arrested. Images of course, but I wasn’t really finding what I’d imagine.
I did some research. I got measuring, comparing, and all that stuff. I spent, like, an hour just scrolling through pictures and, uh, “personal accounts.” It was… eye-opening.
My Deep Dive (So to Speak)
- Step 1: Started typing randome stuff into Google.
- Step 2: Started comparing.
- Step 3: Realized.
And yeah, after all that, I guess I have a better idea. It’s not always what you think, you know? It’s a whole… spectrum. Who knew? It’s good thing I did all the research myself.