Alright, so you wanna know about wearin’ a butt plug in public, huh? Well, let me tell ya, it ain’t for the faint of heart. But if you’re set on it, there’s a few things you gotta think about.
First off, why the heck you wanna do this? I ain’t judgin’, mind you, but you gotta have a good reason. Maybe it’s the thrill, maybe it’s somethin’ else. Whatever it is, make sure you’re doin’ it for yourself, not ’cause someone else told ya to.
Now, let’s talk about the plug itself. You can’t just go grabbin’ any old thing. You need somethin’ that’s gonna stay put, somethin’ comfy, and somethin’ safe. Don’t go buyin’ some cheap junk that’s gonna break off inside ya. That’d be a real mess, wouldn’t it?
- Size matters, honey. Don’t go too big, especially if you’re new to this. Start small and work your way up if you feel like it.
- Shape is important too. You want somethin’ that’s gonna fit snug and not poke ya in the wrong places.
- And for goodness sake, make sure it’s made of somethin’ safe for your body. Medical-grade silicone is usually a good bet.
Okay, so you got your plug. Now what? Well, you gotta get it in there, don’t ya? And that means cleanin’ up. Wash your hands, wash the plug, and wash… well, you know. Nobody wants a dirty butt, especially not when you’re gonna be walkin’ around with a plug in it.
Lubricant is your friend, let me tell ya. Don’t be shy with it. Lube it up good, and it’ll slide right in. And for cryin’ out loud, take it slow! There ain’t no rush. If it hurts, stop. You don’t wanna hurt yourself.
Now, you’re all plugged up and ready to go. But where are you gonna go? You can’t just go waltzin’ into church with a butt plug, can ya? Well, maybe you can, I don’t know your church. But you gotta be smart about it. Pick a place where you ain’t gonna be doin’ a lot of bendin’ over or sittin’ down hard. And for heaven’s sake, don’t go ridin’ a horse! That’d be a recipe for disaster.
And keep it a secret, will ya? Nobody needs to know what you got goin’ on back there. It’s your little secret, and that’s the fun of it, ain’t it?
But listen, safety first. If you start feelin’ uncomfortable, take it out. There’s no shame in that. And if you’re worried about it fallin’ out, well, maybe try a harness or somethin’. Just make sure it’s secure.
And one more thing, don’t go doin’ this if you ain’t sure about it. It ain’t for everybody. But if you’re curious and you’re careful, well, it can be a little bit of excitement in your day. Just remember, be smart, be safe, and have fun. Or don’t. It’s your life, ain’t it?
So there you have it. A little bit of advice from an old woman who knows a thing or two about life. Now go on and do whatever you gotta do. Just don’t come cryin’ to me if it all goes wrong.
Remember, always listen to your body. If something feels wrong, stop immediately. Wearing a butt plug in public is about having fun and exploring your sexuality, but it should never come at the cost of your health and safety.
Finally, be mindful of the laws and social norms in your area. Public nudity or indecent exposure laws could apply, so make sure you’re not breaking any rules that could get you into trouble.
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