So, Valentine’s Day is coming up, and I figured, why not get a little adventurous this year? I’ve always been kind of a goofball, but I decided to go all out and try some dirty pick-up lines. Yeah, you heard that right. Dirty. Now, I know what you’re thinking, “This guy’s lost it.” Maybe I have, but hey, it sounded fun at the time.
I started by, well, hitting up the internet. I mean, where else do you go for this kind of stuff? I typed in “valentine pick up lines dirty” and boom, a whole bunch of suggestions popped up. Some were pretty tame, others, not so much. I spent a good hour just scrolling through, having a good laugh, and picking out a few that I thought might actually work.
With my list ready, I had to figure out where to actually try these out. I’m not about that dating app life, so I thought, why not just go old school? I hit up a few bars around town, places where people are usually up for a good time. I figured, if I’m gonna embarrass myself, might as well do it in a place where everyone’s a little tipsy.
First night out, I was nervous as hell.
I walked into this dimly lit bar, ordered a drink to calm my nerves, and started scanning the room. I spotted a few potential “targets,” took a deep breath, and made my move. The first few attempts? Total crash and burn. I got a couple of weird looks, a few polite “no thanks,” and one very loud laugh in my face. But, I wasn’t about to give up.
Then, I saw her. This girl was sitting at the bar, laughing with her friends, and I just thought, “Alright, let’s do this.” I walked over, mustered up all my courage, and dropped one of the lines I’d found. And guess what? She laughed. Not a pity laugh, but a genuine, “that’s so bad it’s good” kind of laugh. We ended up chatting for a while, and I even got her number. Score!
After that first success, I got a little more confident.
I tried out a few more lines at different bars, and the reactions were mixed. Some people thought it was hilarious, others not so much. But you know what? It was actually a lot of fun. It’s a crazy way to meet people and have a good laugh, even if it’s at your own expense.
Here’s a little of what I’ve tried:
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for… in the ‘Incognito’ mode.”
- “Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.”
- “Are you a loan? Because you’ve got my interest.”
So, would I recommend trying out dirty pick-up lines this Valentine’s Day? If you’re up for a laugh and don’t take yourself too seriously, then yeah, go for it. It’s definitely a conversation starter, and you never know, you might actually hit it off with someone. Just be prepared for some mixed reactions, and remember, it’s all in good fun.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a date with that girl from the bar. Wish me luck!
