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Using Bad Pick Up Lines Dirty – Will You Get a Date or a Slap?

AuroraDream by AuroraDream
March 14, 2025
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Alright, so the other day I was scrolling through TikTok, as you do, and I stumbled upon this trend of people sharing “bad pickup lines, dirty edition.” I thought, “This could be fun,” and decided to give it a shot myself. I mean, what’s the worst that could happen, right?

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Using Bad Pick Up Lines Dirty - Will You Get a Date or a Slap?

Phase 1: Gathering Intel

First things first, I needed some material. I spent a good hour just browsing through different social media platforms. I started collecting any pickup lines that made me either cringe or laugh out loud. I created a new note on my phone and labeled it “Operation: Cringe.”

  • TikTok: Surprisingly, a goldmine. Short videos, quick delivery, perfect for my short attention span.
  • Reddit: r/shittyadvice and r/funny. Took some digging.
  • Old-fashioned Google search: “worst pickup lines ever,” “dirty pickup lines fail,” etc. You get the idea.

Phase 2: The Testing Ground

Now, I want to make it clear: I wasn’t about to go around harassing strangers. Instead, I decided to test these lines on my close friends – the ones who wouldn’t punch me (hopefully).

I started a group chat, appropriately named “Victims of My Boredom,” and warned them about what was coming. Let the cringe begin!

I dropped the first line. Wait for response.

I send next line. Wait for next response.

Using Bad Pick Up Lines Dirty - Will You Get a Date or a Slap?

I did this about ten more times.

Phase 3: Analyzing the Damage

The reactions were…mixed, to say the least. Here’s a summary:

  • About 50% were met with groans and eye-roll emojis. Success! (In terms of finding truly bad lines, that is).
  • Another 30% got actual laughs, mostly of the “OMG, that’s so bad it’s good” variety.
  • The remaining 20%? Let’s just say I might have lost a few friends that day. Just kidding (mostly). Some of them just replied with a simple “???”, while the rest said “Dude! WTF”.

Phase 4: Final Thoughts

So, what did I learn from this little experiment? a few things

  • There’s a fine line between “so bad it’s good” and just plain offensive.
  • Context is everything. These lines might work (maybe) in a very specific, very ironic setting.
  • My friends have a higher tolerance for my shenanigans than I initially thought.

Would I recommend trying this? Honestly, maybe not with strangers. It can turn akward. But with friends who share your sense of humor? It can be a hilarious way to spend an afternoon. Just be prepared for some serious cringe, and maybe have an apology ready, just in case.

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