Yo, listen up, folks! Today, we gonna talk about this thing called “troony”. What the heck is troony, you ask? Well, I ain’t no fancy-pants expert, but I’ll tell ya what I know. It seem like troony is some kind of tool thing, use for fight big bad monster, kinda like a boss killer.
My grandson, he play them video games all day. He say, if you ain’t got them special characters, them “meta” somethin’ or other, this troony can do the job. She help you beat them big bosses. He use big word, call it “DPS”. I think that mean she strong, do lot of damage, you know? Make them monsters go bye-bye real quick.
- Troony good for fight big monster.
- Troony good if you no have fancy character.
- Troony strong, make monster go away.
Now, I hear folks talkin’ ’bout somethin’ called “Docker”. What that even mean? They say it for beginners. Beginners for what? I don’t know, sounds complicated. They say this Docker thing got a “guide,” like a map. They say it got everything you need to know. Sounds like a lot of readin’ to me. I rather watch my soap operas, you know?
Then there’s this other thing, “IPTV.” They say it got “subscriptions.” Like them magazines I used to get. You pay money, you get somethin’. This IPTV thing seem like it for watchin’ TV, but on the computer. Sounds fancy. They say it can be hard to understand, “overwhelming” they call it. Well, I just stick to my old TV. Don’t need no fancy computer TV.
Some folks, they like to get them “tans.” Make their skin all brown. But they say you gotta “prep” your skin. Like gettin’ ready for a party or somethin’. They say you gotta “exfoliate.” That sound like a big word for scrubbin’ your skin. Get rid of the old, dead skin. Like peelin’ potatoes! They say it make the tan look good, no streaks. I don’t know ’bout that. I just stay out of the sun. Too hot anyway.
And another thing is “educational resources”. That like when you go to school, you learn stuff. They say it got “tutorials” and “articles.” Like them books and newspapers. I guess that good for learnin’. Learnin’ new things is always good, even for an old gal like me. But sometimes, all that readin’ makes my head hurt. Then you got them video thing, for learn. My grandkid use them for play game, but I guess can learn too, if pay attention.
This other game thing is called “The Beginner’s Guide.” Sounds like that Docker thing, for beginners. This one is a story, they say. A story ’bout some fella named “Coda.” But they say it ain’t real. It all made up. Like them stories in my soap operas. They say it got somethin’ to do with real life, though. Maybe like that time Mildred’s husband ran off with the milkman. That was a real story, but they made a soap opera ’bout it.
This Beginner’s Guide, they say it ain’t as good as some other game. “The Stanley Parable,” they call it. Sounds like a Bible story. I don’t know much about that other game, but my grandkid, he play it all the time. They say Beginner’s Guide is not like Stanley game. It try to be good like Stanley game but it not. Maybe it like when my neighbor, she try to bake a cake like me, but it always come out flat. She just not as good a baker, bless her heart.
You see, all these things, troony, Docker, IPTV, they all connected somehow. They all about learnin’ new things, doin’ new things. Like when I learned how to use that newfangled microwave oven. Took me a while, but I got the hang of it. Now I can heat up my coffee in a jiffy!
So, this troony thing, it like a tool. Like my garden hoe. You gotta know how to use it, or it ain’t no good. But if you use it right, it can do wonders. Just like my hoe helps me grow them prize-winning tomatoes, this troony thing can help you win them video games.
I remember one time, back in the day, we had this big ol’ pig, name of Betsy. Betsy, she was a mean one. Wouldn’t let nobody near her piglets. But we had this old broom, see? And we used that broom to keep Betsy at bay while we got the piglets. That broom, it was our troony back then. It was our tool for dealin’ with that big ol’ boss pig!
- Tool like troony is helpful.
- Just like old broom protect from angry pig.
- Need to know how to use tool right.
So, if you play them video games, and you need somethin’ to help you with them big bosses, maybe this troony is for you. Just remember what I said. It a tool, and you gotta learn how to use it. And if you don’t got them fancy characters, this troony might just be what you need. Just like my old broom was what we needed for Betsy the pig.
This world got lot of new thing. Hard to keep up sometimes. But we all learn, one step at a time. Just like learn to use troony, or Docker, or any of them new thing. We all beginner at something, sometime. No shame in that. Just gotta keep learn, keep try. That how we get by, that how we win, that how we beat them big boss, in game and in life. Keep learn, keep try, you do good.
