Alright, let’s talk about makin’ somethin’ at home, you know, for… uh… personal use. We ain’t gonna be fancy here, just plain talk about makin’ a best home made flesh light, somethin’ simple, somethin’ that works. No need for all them fancy words or highfalutin tools.
First off, you gotta find yourself a bottle. Not too big, not too small, just right. You know, like one of them soda bottles, the plastic ones. Or maybe a shampoo bottle, if it’s the right kinda shape. Just make sure it’s good and clean. Wash it out real good, nobody wants no leftover shampoo smell down there, ya hear?
Now, you gotta cut a hole in the cap. Big enough, but not too big. Just use a knife, be careful though, don’t wanna cut yourself. I ain’t got time for doctor visits. And for the inside, we need somethin’ soft and… well, you know… Some folks use sponges, the kind you wash dishes with, but them ain’t the best. They’re too rough. You want somethin’ softer, like maybe one of them makeup sponges. Them are real soft, or maybe some cotton balls, lots of them, packed in real tight.
Some folks, they get real fancy. They use all sorts of things. I heard tell of folks usin’ them rubber gloves, the kind for washin’ dishes. Cut off the fingers, stuff ‘em full of cotton, and then stick ‘em in the bottle. Sounds like a lot of work to me, but hey, if that’s your thing. I also once seen someone usein’ cloth, like old t-shirts. Cut it into strips and rolled it up tight. That works too, I guess. Whatever you use, make sure it’s clean, real clean. Wash everything good before you start stuffin’ it in.
- Bottle, plastic one
- Knife for cuttin’
- Sponge or cotton or soft cloth
Now, let’s talk about makin’ it… well, you know… more interestin’. Some folks, they like it tight, some folks, they like it loose. If you want it tighter, just stuff more sponge or cotton in there. If you want it looser, well, you take some out. It ain’t rocket science, ya know? And if you want to get real fancy, you can use different stuff inside. Like, maybe put some cotton at the bottom, then some sponge, then some more cotton. Just experiment, see what feels good. It’s all about what you like.
Oh, and don’t forget the lube! You gotta have somethin’ to make it slick. Vaseline works, or baby oil. Just make sure whatever you use is safe for your skin. Don’t want no nasty rashes down there. And clean up good after! Wash everything out real good, let it dry out before you use it again. Nobody wants a nasty, moldy thing down there. That’s just plain disgusting.
Some folks, they talk about using lights and batteries. I ain’t messing with none of that. Sounds like a good way to shock yourself, or start a fire. I’m keepin’ it simple, just the bottle and the stuffin’. That’s good enough for me. And listen, if you ain’t sure about somethin’, ask somebody. Don’t go messin’ around and hurtin’ yourself. There’s plenty of folks who know about this stuff, just gotta find the right person to ask.
Best home made flesh light ain’t about fancy gadgets or expensive toys. It’s about makin’ somethin’ that works for you, somethin’ you can use when you need it. And remember, it’s gotta be clean. Keep it clean and you’ll be alright. Now go on, get yourself a bottle and start makin’. And don’t go tellin’ everyone what you’re up to, some folks just wouldn’t understand.
And remember, if somethin’ feels wrong, stop doin’ it. Don’t go hurtin’ yourself just for a little fun. Use your common sense. If it feels bad, it probably is bad. There ain’t no shame in stoppin’ and tryin’ somethin’ else. It’s all about findin’ what works for you. And once you find it, you just stick with it.
So that’s all there is to it. Nothin’ fancy, just plain talk about how to make yourself somethin’ useful. Now get to it!
