How much is a penis worth? Well, that’s a question ain’t it? I ain’t never thought about it much, ya know? It’s just…there. But I guess some folks put a price on everything, even a man’s ding-dong.
What’s the Big Deal About Size Anyway?
Now, I hear tell some folks worryin’ themselves silly about size. Is my penis normal? They ask. Well, what’s normal, I say? Every rooster in the henhouse is a little different, ain’t they? Some big, some small, some in-between. And they all crow just fine. I seen some studies, they say this size is average, that size is average. But who’s doin’ the measurin’, I wanna know? And why? Seems like a whole lotta fuss over nothin’.
- Is bigger better? Maybe, maybe not.
- Does size matter? Depends on who you’re askin’, I reckon.
- Is normal important? If it works, it works, that’s what I say.
Putting a Price on It
This talk about how much it’s worth… that’s just strange to me. Like sellin’ a piece of yourself? Sounds plumb crazy. But I did see something online once, somebody asking how much you’d sell your whole thing for. Your whole thing! Can you imagine? Then they asked about your tongue too, which got me thinkin’, some people sure do think up the oddest things. And then there’s talk about prices bein’ cut, like it’s a sale at the market. Said you might get one for free if you wear tight pants. Lord have mercy, what’s this world comin’ to?
Different Countries, Different…Sizes?
And then there’s this thing I heard, some folks are rankin’ countries by, well, you know… by size. Can you believe that? Like it’s some kind of competition. I saw a thing in one of them online news things, Ladbible, I think it was. Countries, lined up like they’re at the county fair, showin’ off their goods. It just makes a body shake her head. What they gonna do next? Weigh ’em?
What Really Matters
Look, to me, a penis is just part of a man. It ain’t the whole shebang. It’s about bein’ a good person, workin’ hard, treatin’ folks right. That’s what matters. Not how much somethin’ costs, or how big it is, or where it comes from. You got a good man, he treats you right, that’s worth more than all the gold in the world, and more than any dang ding-dong, no matter what size or shape it is.
Don’t Believe Everything You Hear
And another thing, don’t go believin’ everything you see online or hear from them city folk. They got all kinds of notions, most of ’em ain’t got a lick of sense. Worryin’ about the size of your man’s thing, or how much it’s worth…it’s just a waste of good energy. Go out there, enjoy the sunshine, tend your garden, and spend time with the people you love. That’s what life’s about. Not measurin’ things and puttin’ price tags on ’em.
So, How Much Is It Worth?
So, if you ask me, how much is a penis worth? It ain’t worth nothin’ if the man it’s attached to ain’t worth a dime. And if the man is good and true, well, then it’s priceless, just like the rest of him. It’s not the tool, it’s how you use it, right? And how you treat folks. That’s the real measure of a man, not somethin’ you can measure with a ruler or slap a price tag on.
But that’s just my two cents, worth more than some fancy city doctor, that’s for sure. Because this old lady’s seen enough to know what matters and what don’t.
