Listen up, y’all. This here “super straight” thing, it’s all over the dang internet. Folks are yappin’ about it left and right, and I’m here to tell ya what I reckon it’s all about. Now, I ain’t no fancy city slicker, so I’m gonna lay it out plain and simple, the way I see it.

What’s All This “Super Straight” Fuss About?
From what I gather, this “super straight” thing started on them TikTok doohickeys. Young folks, always up to somethin’ on them phones. Anyways, some fellas started sayin’ they’re “super straight.” Means they’re only into, you know, women who are, well, born women. Not the other kind. Don’t ask me to explain all that, it’s too darn confusing for an old gal like me.
- It started on TikTok, that’s what them young’uns use.
- “Super straight” means only likin’ women born as women.
- Some folks say it’s just plain mean, others say it’s their right.
Now, some folks got their feathers all ruffled up over this. They say it’s just a way to be mean to them LGBTQ+ folks. You know, the gays and lesbians and all them in between. They say it’s “transphobic,” whatever that means. Sounds like a big ol’ word for bein’ hateful, if you ask me.
Is it Just Bein’ Mean, or Somethin’ More?
Some say this “super straight” thing is more than just bein’ picky. They say it’s cooked up by them right-wing fellas to stir up trouble. You know, the ones always yellin’ on the TV. They say it’s a way to make fun of folks who ain’t “normal,” whatever that is. Everybody’s different, that’s what I say.
But then there’s other folks who say it ain’t got nothin’ to do with hatin’ nobody. They say it’s just a way to say what you like and what you don’t like. Like, if you like apple pie, you don’t have to like no peach cobbler, right? Same thing, they say.
It Ain’t Just “Super Straight,” There’s More
And get this, it ain’t just “super straight.” There’s “super gay” and “super lesbian” too. Sounds like a whole lotta “super” goin’ on. I reckon it just means you’re really, really into one thing and not the other. Like, if you like them Ford trucks, you ain’t gonna drive no Chevy, you know?
This all got started ’round February, they say. Folks started makin’ flags and symbols and all sorts of stuff. It spread like wildfire on that internet thing. Now, I ain’t got no use for that internet myself, but my grandbaby showed me some of it. Lord have mercy, it’s a whole ‘nother world out there.
What’s a Body to Think?

So, what’s a body to think about all this “super straight” mess? Well, I reckon it’s like most things in life. Complicated. Some folks are gonna be mean, no matter what. And some folks are just tryin’ to figure out who they are and what they like. That ain’t always easy, you know.
My Two Cents
Now, I ain’t gonna tell nobody who they should like or who they shouldn’t like. That ain’t my place. But I will say this: bein’ kind don’t cost nothin’. Treatin’ folks with respect, that’s the way I was raised. Whether you’re “super straight” or “super gay” or just plain “super confused,” like me most of the time, just try to be a good person. That’s all that really matters in the end.
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This here “super straight” stuff, it’s just a new way of talkin’ ‘bout old feelings, seems like. Folks always tryin’ to label themselves and each other. Me, I’m just happy to be here, watchin’ the world go by. And hopin’ them young folks figure out this mess they made on that internet thing.
