Okay, dudes, let me tell you about this “porn thrust” thing I tried out.
So, I saw this term, “porn thrust,” floating around, and, you know, I got curious. I mean, the name itself… you gotta wonder, right?
First, I did some digging. It’s not some secret move or anything, it’s basically just a really exaggerated hip thrust. Like, you’re really pushing those hips forward with some serious force. Think of it like you’re trying to, uh, “show off” what you’ve got, I guess.
The Experiment Begins
I decided to give it a shot. I figured, what the heck, might as well see what all the fuss is about. It felt a little awkward at first, not gonna lie. It’s not exactly a natural movement, you know? It’s like, you’re intentionally trying to be over-the-top.
- Started with some regular hip thrusts, just to warm up.
- Then, I tried to amp it up. Really focused on pushing my hips forward as much as possible.
- It took a little bit to get the motion down, but, after try some different posture, I think I figured out.
Honestly, I felt a little ridiculous doing it. It’s definitely not something I’d do in front of anyone else, that’s for sure. But, hey, I was committed to the experiment.
The Aftermath
After a few “reps,” if you can even call them that, I stopped. I didn’t really feel any different, physically. It wasn’t like some magical exercise that suddenly made me feel amazing.
I guess the main takeaway is that it’s… a thing. It exists. Would I recommend it? Probably not, unless you’re, I don’t know, trying to make a very specific point or trying to be ironic about it. It’s more of a showy thing than anything else, from my experience.
So, there you have it. My “porn thrust” adventure. Not exactly life-changing, but hey, now I can say I’ve tried it. Don’t expect any miracles, though. Just expect to feel a little silly.
