Heart & Harmony

Well, let me tell ya, them sex poems, they ain’t for the faint of heart, y’know? They’re all about… well,...

Well, let me tell ya, this “parents only love me from a distance” thing, it ain’t somethin’ I ever thought...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… thing, this… whatchamacallit, this towel fleshlight thing. I ain’t no fancy expert, ya hear?...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Tractor Supply and all this LGBTQ stuff. I heard folks talkin’, seen...

Alright, so listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this “Craig of the Creek” thing, and this deer episode...

Listen up, y’all. This here “super straight” thing, it’s all over the dang internet. Folks are yappin’ about it left...