Heart & Harmony

Okay, so I was sorting laundry last Tuesday when this random thought hit me: “Man, I haven’t actually measured myself...

So yeah, this whole thing started cause my dumbass rushed into butt stuff without any damn clue. Saw some viral...

So last week, I overheard my buddy Dave arguing with his girlfriend. She thought he was acting way too friendly...

So I never planned to write about this, but after that dumb rabbit hole I fell into last month, figured...

So last week I got totally burned cooking dinner for my wife’s birthday. Tried making this fancy steak, but it...

Alright, so figuring out butt plug sizing had me scratching my head forever. Started simple – grabbed a measuring tape...