Well now, let’s talk about somethin’ a bit hush-hush, somethin’ some folks don’t like to talk about out loud, you know? We’re gonna talk about men and, well, how they play down there. You get what I mean? Men assplay, that’s what they call it.
Now, I ain’t no expert, mind you. I’m just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two in my time. And lemme tell ya, this ain’t nothin’ new. Men have been explorin’ down there since, well, since forever, I reckon.
First off, if you’re thinkin’ about tryin’ this, you gotta be gentle, real gentle. It ain’t like, you know, the regular way. It’s a bit more… delicate, shall we say? Some folks, they start with just a little bit of rubbin’ on the outside. Yeah, just a little light touch, gettin’ things warmed up, you know? Like bakin’ a pie, gotta start slow and low, can’t just crank up the heat right away.
And then, if you’re feelin’ brave, you can go a little bit further. But slow, I tell ya, slow! It ain’t a race. You gotta listen to your body, or your partner’s body, whatever the case may be. If it hurts, you stop. Plain and simple. Don’t be a fool and push it, you hear? Nothin’ good ever comes from rushin’ things.
- Start slow. Don’t just jump right in.
- Lots of lube. Gotta keep things slick, you know? Like greasin’ a pan before you fry an egg. Otherwise, things gonna stick and that ain’t good for nobody.
- Communicate. Talk to your partner, or listen to your own body. If somethin’ ain’t right, say somethin’! Don’t just lay there like a bump on a log.
Now, some folks, they say this is a bit of a taboo thing, somethin’ not to be talked about. But I say, phooey on that! If it feels good and it ain’t hurtin’ nobody, then what’s the harm, I ask ya? We’re all just tryin’ to find a little bit of pleasure in this ol’ world, ain’t we? And if a man finds his pleasure this way, well, more power to him, I say.
There are all sorts of positions you can try, too. But I ain’t gonna get into all that. You can figure that out for yourselves, I reckon. Just remember what I said, start slow, use lots of lube, and listen to your body. That’s the key to makin’ it enjoyable, see?
For them fellas just startin’ out, it might seem a bit scary or strange. Heck, it might even seem downright unsexy to some. But I’m tellin’ ya, with a little patience and the right know-how, it can be somethin’ special. Just like learnin’ to drive a car or bake a good loaf of bread, it takes practice. Don’t expect to be an expert right off the bat. And don’t be afraid to ask for advice, though maybe not from your grandma, unless she’s a real modern woman, ha!
There’s plenty of information out there these days, if you know where to look. Just be careful what you read on the internet, some of that stuff is just plain silly. Use your common sense, and remember, safety first! You don’t want to end up in the hospital, now do ya?
So, there you have it. A little bit of wisdom from an old woman about men and their… well, you know. Just remember to be respectful, be safe, and have fun. That’s all that matters in the end, ain’t it? Life’s too short to be worryin’ about what other folks think.
And one more thing, if you’re gonna do this, make sure you keep things clean! Hygiene is important, you hear? Nobody wants to be around a dirty backside, that’s for sure. Wash good, smell good, and everything will be good.
Now, I’m gonna go make myself a cup of tea. You young folks go on and have your fun. Just be safe and be smart, okay?
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