Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “mating press” thing. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it ain’t nothin’ too complicated, ya hear? It’s just another way folks get jiggy with it, like them young’uns say.
So, what’s this mating press all about? Well, from what I gather, it’s kinda like when one person lies on their back, and the other one gets on top. You know, like… regular… missionary style, they call it. But this “mating press” thing, it seems like it’s a bit more… energetic, if you catch my drift. Like, real close and personal.
Now, I ain’t no expert on these things, mind you. I’m just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. Back in my day, we didn’t have fancy names for it. We just… well, you know… got down to business. But I guess times change, and folks like to give things fancy names. Makes it sound more excitin’, I reckon.
- Getting Started: First off, the person on the bottom gotta lie down. Flat on their back, like they’re ready for a nap. Then the other person gets on top. Seems simple enough, right? But it ain’t just about layin’ there. It’s about gettin’ real close, real snug.
- Legs Up High: Some folks say the person on the bottom should put their legs up, maybe on the other person’s shoulders or somethin’. Sounds kinda acrobatic to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat. I guess it’s supposed to, you know… make things deeper. If you know what I mean.
- Spice it Up: And then there’s all this talk about “spicing things up”. Well, I guess that’s up to you. Maybe try different things, move around a bit. Don’t just lay there like a lump. It’s like makin’ biscuits, you gotta put some effort into it if you want ’em to come out good.
This “mating press,” it seems like it’s all about gettin’ real close and personal. Like, you’re really… connected. And I guess that’s what folks are lookin’ for these days, that connection. Makes sense to me. We all want to feel close to someone, even if it’s just for a little while.
Some folks, they talk about this “mating press” like it’s somethin’ wild and crazy. They use words like “deep penetration” and all that. Well, I ain’t gonna get into all that. That’s private business, far as I’m concerned. But I guess it just means… well, you know… gettin’ real… intimate. That’s the word they use these days, “intimate.” Sounds fancy, but it just means close, real close.
And then there’s all this talk about “lesbians” and their ways. Well, love is love, I always say. It don’t matter who you are or who you love, long as you’re happy. And if this “mating press” or any other way of gettin’ close helps folks find that happiness, then more power to ’em.
So, is this mating press for you? Well, I can’t answer that. It’s like tryin’ on shoes. You gotta see if it fits, if it feels right. If it does, great. If it don’t, then try somethin’ else. There’s plenty of ways to get close to someone, you don’t gotta stick to just one way. Life’s too short for that, ain’t it?
And don’t go gettin’ all hung up on fancy names and positions neither. The important thing is to be with someone you care about, someone who makes you feel good. That’s what really matters, not some fancy name or how you arrange your legs. Just be kind to each other, and have fun. That’s my advice, anyway. And remember, communication is key. Talk to each other, figure out what you both like. It ain’t rocket science, it’s just… well, it’s just life, ain’t it?
Now, I’m gonna go make myself a cup of tea. All this talk about “mating press” and “deep penetration” is makin’ my head spin. You young’uns and your fancy ways… But hey, whatever makes you happy. Just be safe, and be respectful. That’s all that matters in the end.
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