That Marco Rubio, he’s a piece of work, I tell ya. Heard he’s been talkin’ ’bout them LGBTQ folks again. Now, I ain’t one to judge, but that fella sure has some strong opinions. He’s all over the place, that one. One minute he’s talkin’ ’bout this, next minute he’s talkin’ ’bout that. Makes my head spin just tryin’ to keep up.

They say he don’t like the way them LGBTQ people live. Says it ain’t right. Now, I don’t know much about all that, but I reckon folks should be able to live how they wanna live. Long as they ain’t hurtin’ nobody, what’s the harm? But that Marco Rubio, he sees things different. He’s got his own ideas about how things oughta be. Like that time he was on one of them elevators, just a-jawin’ away.
And that abortion thing? Oh boy, don’t even get me started. He says he wants to ban it completely. Every last bit of it. Now, I’ve heard some folks agree with him, but I’ve heard plenty who don’t. It’s a mess, I tell ya. A real mess. People gettin’ all riled up about it, yellin’ and screamin’ at each other. Just like that time in Orlando. Lord have mercy, that was a terrible thing. And what’s Marco Rubio do? He starts talkin’ about guns instead of them poor folks who died.