Making Your Own Fleshjack: Tips and Tricks

Alright, let’s talk about makin’ your own, you know, that thing for the fellas. A “DIY fleshjack,” they call it. I ain’t no expert, but I’ve heard things, seen things, and I reckon I can tell ya a thing or two.

First off, whatcha gonna use? You need somethin’ soft and kinda… well, you know, like the real thing. Some folks say a sponge is good. Cut a hole in it, they say, make it the right size. I seen some fellas usein’ old socks too. Roll ‘em up tight, tie ‘em off good. Make sure it’s clean, though! Nobody wants no nasty business down there.

Sponge
Old socks
Cloth

Now, about the insides. You want it to feel good, right? Some folks use lotion, the kind you put on your hands. That works alright, I guess. But I heard tell of using somethin’ called “personal lubricant.” Sounds fancy, but it’s just slippery stuff, makes things easier, you know? Don’t use nothin’ that’ll sting or burn, that ain’t right.

And how you gonna put it all together? Well, that depends on what you’re usin’. If it’s a sponge, you just cut that hole and you’re pretty much done. Maybe wrap it in somethin’ soft, like a piece of cloth, make it more comfortable to hold. If it’s socks, you gotta roll ‘em tight, like I said, and tie ‘em off good. You don’t want it comin’ apart on ya, that’d be a mess.

Some folks get real fancy with it. They use different materials, make it all kinds of shapes and sizes. I even heard of fellas puttin’ stuff inside to make it vibrate. Lordy! But you don’t need to get all complicated. Keep it simple, that’s my motto. A simple thing done well is better than a fancy thing done poorly, you know?

Now, cleanin’ it. This is important! You gotta wash that thing out good after every use. Soap and water, hot as you can stand it. And let it dry completely before you use it again. Otherwise, it’ll get all nasty and you don’t want that. Nasty stuff can make you sick, and nobody wants that.

And remember, this ain’t somethin’ to be ashamed of. Fellas got needs, and this is just a way to take care of ‘em. Long as you’re respectful and clean, ain’t nothin’ wrong with it. But don’t go blabbin’ about it to everyone, some folks are just plain nosy and judgmental, and you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

So there ya have it. A few tips on makin’ your own “DIY fleshjack.” It ain’t rocket science, just common sense. Be safe, be clean, and have fun. And don’t forget, if you’re gonna use somethin’ like this, make sure it’s right for you, and don’t hurt yourself. Your health is paramount, it is the most important thing after all.

And listen, if you’re gonna try somethin’ new, maybe read up on it a bit first. There’s plenty of information out there, if you know where to look. Just be careful what you click on, the internet can be a wild place. Just use your head, is what I always say.

One more thing, if you’re makin’ somethin’ yourself, you can make it just the way you like it. That’s the beauty of DIY, ain’t it? You ain’t gotta settle for somethin’ that ain’t quite right. You can experiment a bit until you get it just perfect. And don’t be afraid to ask for advice, if you got a friend you trust. Sometimes, another pair of eyes can see somethin’ you missed.

So, go on and give it a try. Just remember to start slow, don’t go rushin’ into things. And be patient with yourself, it might take a few tries to get it right. But in the end, you’ll have somethin’ that’s made just for you.