Okay, so, “Eiffel Tower Sex.” Yeah, I saw that and thought, “What the actual heck?” Curiosity got the best of me, I won’t lie. I had to see what this was all about.
First, I googled it. Just typed it in, plain and simple. I figured, you know, start broad. A bunch of weird stuff popped up, obviously. Some news articles, a few confused forum posts, the usual internet craziness.
Then I narrowed it down. I added “meaning” to the search. That helped a little. I started seeing things about it being, like, a nickname for something. A sex position? Maybe? It wasn’t super clear, but I was getting warmer.
Next, I checked out some image searches. Big mistake. HUGE mistake. Don’t do that. Seriously. My eyes! It was… a lot. And mostly, like, really badly drawn diagrams. It looked uncomfortable, to say the least. And kinda ridiculous.
- Step 1: I found a description, all tangled and akward.
- Step 2: One person on their back, I think. That seemed normal enough.
- Step 3: Then…another person…sort of…perpendicular? Knees bent? It started getting confusing.
- Step 4: And then the third person…I honestly couldn’t even figure it out. It looked like a pretzel made of people.
I tried to make sense of it. I really did. I even grabbed some pillows, you know, to try and visualize it. That didn’t help. It just made me feel like a weirdo wrestling with furniture.
My Conclusion
I gave up. Honestly, it seemed more trouble than it was worth. I mean, if you need a diagram and a protractor to figure out a sex position, maybe it’s not the best idea. I’m all for trying new things, but this? This looked like a recipe for a pulled muscle and a lot of awkward laughter. Stick to the basics, folks. That’s my advice.
