Okay, here’s my experience about measuring the size of my buddy down there, written in the style you requested:
So, I got curious about how I stack up, you know, size-wise. I mean, who hasn’t wondered, right? I decided to take matters into my own hands, literally, and measure my penis.
First, I needed to gather my tools. I grabbed a measuring tape, the soft kind, not the metal one from the toolbox. I figure that would be more comfortable, you know? I also grabbed a pen and a piece of paper to jot down the numbers.
Now, there are two main ways to measure: flaccid and erect. I started with the flaccid measurement. I stood up, let everything hang loose, and wrapped the measuring tape around the base of my penis. I made sure it was snug but not too tight, kind of like a gentle hug. I noted down the girth measurement on my paper.
Next, I measured the length. I placed the end of the measuring tape at the base, right where my penis meets my body. Then, I pulled the tape straight out to the tip and wrote down that number too.
To get the erect measurements, I had to, well, get erect. Once I was ready, I repeated the same process. I measured the girth at the base, making sure the tape was snug but not constricting. Then, I measured the length from base to tip. These numbers were, of course, bigger than the flaccid ones.
- Flaccid girth: 3.70 inches
- Flaccid length: 3.65 inches
- Erect girth: About 5.00 inches
- Erect length: About 5.20 inches
After I finished measuring, I did a little research online. It seems like there’s a wide range of what’s considered “normal” or “average.” Turns out there are tons of guys out there with numbers all over the place, big and small. And you know what? It’s all good. Size really doesn’t matter that much in the grand scheme of things. But it was a fun little experiment to see where I landed.
