Well, let me tell you, it ain’t as hard as them city folks make it out to be. This old gal knows a thing or two about that kinda pleasure.
How To Do It, Huh?
First off, you gotta be relaxed. If you’re tighter than a drum, ain’t nothin’ gonna happen. So, take some deep breaths, like you’re smellin’ fresh baked pie. In, out, in, out. Good.
Now, some folks like to use their hands, and that’s just fine. But if you’re lookin’ to do it without hands, that’s alright, too. There’s more than one way to skin a cat, as they say.
- Humping and Grinding: You can rub yourself on somethin’ soft, like a pillow or a blanket. Just kinda wiggle around until you feel that good feelin’.
- Orgasmic Breathing: This one’s a bit tricky, but it works. You gotta breathe real deep and focus on that tingly feelin’ down there. Keep breathin’ and thinkin’ about it, and you might just get there.
- Toys: Now, I ain’t sayin’ you need nothin’ fancy. But if you got one of them vibratin’ things, that can sure help.
- Water Play: The shower is a good friend, let me tell you. Just let that water run on you and see what happens.
Now, some folks talk about orgasms without cuming. That’s a thing, believe it or not. They say men can have multiple orgasms. I never seen it with my man. But you know, I ain’t seen everythin’. They say you can have an orgasm, that good feelin’, without that other stuff happenin’.
How to Masterbate Without Cuming
This is kinda like learning a new dance. It takes practice. You gotta listen to your body and figure out what it likes.
Some men, they say, can learn to stop right before they, you know, finish. They say it’s like holdin’ your breath. You gotta know when to stop, right before that big moment. Then you get that good feelin’, but nothin’ else.
- Relax, relax, relax: I can’t say this enough. If you’re all tense, it ain’t gonna work.
- Slow and Steady: Don’t be in a rush. This ain’t a race.
- Pay Attention: You gotta feel what your body is tellin’ you. When it starts feelin’ real good, that’s when you gotta start thinkin’ about stoppin’.
- Practice Makes Perfect: Don’t get discouraged if it don’t work the first time. Just keep tryin’.
Why Bother with No-Cum Orgasms?
Well, some folks say it feels even better that way. They say you can have that good feelin’ over and over again. And some men, they say it makes ’em feel more, you know, manly. I don’t know about all that. But if it makes you happy, that’s all that matters, right?
And for the ladies, well, masturbation is good for you, too. Don’t let anyone tell you different. It can help you relax, sleep better, and even make you feel happier. So don’t be shy, ladies. Explore your own body and find out what you like.
This Ain’t Just for Young Folks
Now, I know some of you young’uns might be thinkin’ this is just for you. But let me tell you, us older folks can enjoy ourselves, too. It don’t matter how old you are, your body can still feel good. So don’t let anyone tell you you’re too old for this kinda thing.
It’s important to take care of yourself, no matter your age. And that includes takin’ care of your, uh, private needs. So don’t be afraid to try new things and see what works for you. Life’s too short to be uptight about these things. Masturbate without cuming or with cuming, no matter what, just enjoy yourself.
Remember, there ain’t no right or wrong way to do this. Just find what feels good for you and go with it. And don’t be afraid to experiment a little. You might just surprise yourself. And don’t listen to them folks who say it’s wrong or dirty. They’re just jealous they ain’t havin’ as much fun as you are! You do you, honey. You do you.
