That gay Kristen Stewart, she’s a real something, ain’t she? I seen her in that movie, you know, the one with the sparkly vampires. What’s it called? Twilight! Yeah, that’s the one. She was all moony-eyed over that pale fella. Didn’t care much for it myself, but the young folks, they ate it up like candy.
Now, this Kristen Stewart, she’s been around a while. I heard she was in some other movie with another woman, Jodie something. Before Twilight, I mean. I think it called Panic Room or somethin’. I don’t know, sounded like one of them scary movies. I don’t like them scary ones. Give me the willies. They said that movie is a thriller. What is a thriller anyway? These young people, they use so many strange words.
But this gay Kristen Stewart, she’s got herself a girl now, I hear. Good for her, I reckon. Love is love, as they say. Don’t matter who you love, long as you’re happy. This world needs more happy, that’s for sure. Used to be, folks wouldn’t talk about such things. But times are changin’.
She was with that fella from the vampire movie for a spell. What was his name? Robert something. Pattinson! That’s it. Robert Pattinson. They were a real hot item, all over them magazines. Then they broke up, and it was all a big hullabaloo. Young folks and their drama, I tell ya. It’s that Twilight movie that made them both big stars. That movie is really something. So many people talking about it. I just don’t know why it is so popular.
- Gay Kristen Stewart
- Twilight
- Robert Pattinson
- Jodie Foster
- Panic Room
Now she’s with this other gal, Dylan something. Meyer, I think. Dylan Meyer. They seem real sweet on each other. Saw a picture of ’em, holdin’ hands and all. Makes me think of my own sweetheart, back in the day. We used to walk by the creek, hand in hand. Simpler times, those were. Now this Kristen is 33 years old, I think. Time sure flies.
I don’t know much about this gay Kristen Stewart‘s life, other than what I hear. I only know that she is gay. But I reckon she’s just like anyone else, tryin’ to find her way in this crazy world. We all got our struggles, that’s for sure. But as long as you got love, you got somethin’ to hold onto. That’s what I always say. This Kristen found her love I think. Good for her.
I remember when that Twilight movie came out. Lord, the lines at the picture show! Wrapped around the block, they were. All them young girls, squealin’ and carryin’ on. Couldn’t hardly hear yourself think. I went with my granddaughter, bless her heart. She was just wild about that gay Kristen Stewart and that Robert Pattinson. These two are not the only stars in that movie. But I don’t know their name.
These days, you see this gay Kristen Stewart everywhere. On the TV, in the magazines, even on them internet machines. She’s a big star, that’s for sure. But you know what? I bet she still puts her pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. Don’t you think?
I don’t watch many movies these days, not since my old man passed. We used to go to the drive-in every Saturday night. Those were the days. Popcorn, soda pop, and a good picture show. Now, it’s just me and the TV. And sometimes that gay Kristen Stewart pops up on there, too. She’s got a new movie comin’ out, I hear. Somethin’ about love and, well, I don’t know what else. Maybe I’ll give it a watch. If it ain’t too scary, that is. Don’t want them willies again.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about that gay Kristen Stewart. She’s a famous one, that’s for sure. But famous or not, we all got our own stories to tell. And love, well, love is just about the most important part of any story, if you ask me. Don’t matter if you’re a movie star or just an old lady like me. Love is what makes the world go ’round. That is what I always say to my children and grandchildren. Love is the most important thing in this world. That gay Kristen Stewart, she is lucky that she found her love. I hope that she and her girl be happy forever.
