Well, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, Jordan Gonzalez. Don’t know him from Adam, but the internet, she tells me a whole bunch. Seems like he’s one of them actors, you know, the kind that’s always on that there TV thingy.
Who is this Jordan Gonzalez fella anyway?
Now, they say he’s an American actor, and a young’un at that. Made a name for hisself on some show called “Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin”. Never watched it myself, too busy with the chickens and whatnot. But the young’uns, they seem to like it. He plays a fella named Ash Romero. Sounds like a made-up name to me, but what do I know?
He also showed up in some other show, “The L Word” they call it. Don’t ask me what that’s about, I ain’t got a clue. Seems like he’s been busy, this Jordan fella. Workin’ hard, I guess. Just like us farmers, gotta work hard to make a livin’.
Where’s he from, you ask?
They say he grew up in a place called Jupiter. Jupiter? Sounds fancy. Probably ain’t got no dirt roads there. Probably all paved and shiny. Bet they don’t even got chickens in Jupiter. City folk, I tell ya.
- He’s an actor.
- He’s on some TV shows.
- He grew up in a place called Jupiter.
What’s he been up to lately?
Seems like this “Pretty Little Liars” show is a big deal. They talk about a new season and some new bad guy. They call him “A” or something. Sounds like a whole lotta drama to me. I prefer my drama in the henhouse, thank you very much. At least I understand that kinda drama.
And get this, they even got these basketball teams, the “Jordan Rising Stars,” they call ’em. Named after some basketball fella, Michael Jordan, I think. They got these old-timer basketball players coachin’ ’em. Pau Gasol, they say. Big fella, I bet. Don’t know what this has to do with our Jordan Gonzalez, though. Maybe they just like the name Jordan?
Now, they’re talkin’ about shoes too. “Air Jordan 4,” they call ’em. Made in Italy, they say. Fancy shoes, I bet. Cost a pretty penny, I’d imagine. Wouldn’t last a day on the farm, that’s for sure. I’ll stick to my work boots, thank ya kindly.
Is he any good, this Jordan fella?
Well, they say he’s “risen to fame,” so I guess he must be doin’ somethin’ right. Folks seem to like watchin’ him on that TV thingy. He’s got fans, they say. Young’uns, mostly. Screamin’ and carryin’ on, I bet. Just like when Elvis was on the TV. Remember Elvis? Now, that was a singer!
What else can I tell ya ’bout this Jordan Gonzalez?
Not much, to be honest. He’s just another one of them actors, livin’ in a different world from us regular folk. He’s got his fancy shows and his fancy shoes, and we got our chickens and our dirt roads. That’s just the way it is, I reckon. But hey, if he’s makin’ a livin’ and not hurtin’ nobody, then good for him, I say. We all gotta make a livin’ somehow, right?
So, there ya have it. Everything I know ’bout Jordan Gonzalez. Not much, but it’s somethin’. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens.
Tags: [Jordan Gonzalez, Pretty Little Liars, Ash Romero, Actor, Television, American Actor, The L Word]
