Well, let me tell ya, this whole STD thing, it’s a mess, a real mess. Folks talkin’ about gettin’ sick from all sorts of things, and it gets confusing, real confusing. So, can you get an STD from, you know, jerkin’ off? That’s what they call it these days, right? Back in my day, we didn’t have fancy words for it.
Now, listen here, if you’re doin’ it all by yourself, just you and your hand, well, then you’re probably alright. It’s like this, them STDs, they gotta come from someone else, right? If nobody else is involved, then where’s the sickness gonna come from? It’s common sense, like knowin’ the sun rises in the east. You can’t get sick from yourself, can ya? That’d be like blamin’ the rooster for the hen not layin’ eggs, makes no sense.
But, and this is a big but, if you’re gettin’ help with your, you know, “business,” then that’s a different story. If that other person’s got somethin’, well, then you might catch it too. It don’t matter if you’re, um, “fully” together or not. Sometimes, just a little touchin’ is enough. They say there’s stuff in the fluid, even before the, uh, the main event, that can make you sick. It’s like touchin’ a hot stove, you don’t gotta grab the whole thing to get burned, just a little touch will do ya.
- Protection matters: Now, they got these things called condoms, look like little balloons. If you’re gonna be with someone else, you gotta use ’em. It’s like wearin’ gloves when you’re cleanin’ the chicken coop, keeps the mess off ya. They say it ain’t foolproof, nothin’ ever is, but it’s better than nothin’.
- Kissing ain’t always innocent: And wouldn’t you know it, even kissin’ can be tricky. Some of them sicknesses, they can be passed on through the mouth. So, you gotta be careful who you’re smoochin’. It’s like pickin’ apples, you gotta make sure they ain’t rotten before you take a bite.
- Know your partner: Best thing to do, if you ask me, is to stick to one person, someone you trust, someone you know ain’t been messin’ around. It’s like havin’ a good dog, you know they’ll be loyal and won’t bring home fleas. And if you’re not sure, well, get yourselves checked. It’s better to know than to be sorry later.
They got all these fancy names for the sicknesses, Herpes, Syphilis, all sorts of things. I can’t keep ’em all straight. But the bottom line is, if you’re playin’ around, you gotta be careful. It’s like farmin’, you gotta be mindful of the pests, or they’ll ruin your whole crop. And if you think somethin’ ain’t right, go see a doctor. Don’t be ashamed, they’ve seen it all before. It’s better to get fixed up than to let it fester. It’s like a splinter, the longer you leave it in, the worse it gets.
So, to sum it all up, jerkin’ off by yourself, probably fine. But if there’s someone else involved, well, then you gotta be smart, you gotta be safe. Use protection, know your partner, and don’t be afraid to ask questions or get checked out. That’s the best advice I can give ya. This world’s changed a lot, but some things stay the same. You gotta take care of yourself, ain’t nobody else gonna do it for ya.
And remember, this ain’t somethin’ to be whisperin’ about in the shadows. It’s important, it’s about your health. So be open, be honest, and be safe.
Tags: [STD, STI, Sexual Health, Masturbation, Safe Sex, Protection, Herpes, Syphilis, Prevention]
