Alright, listen up, y’all. Gonna tell ya how to, you know, get a girl all… ahem …watery down there. It ain’t rocket science, but ya gotta be smart about it, ya hear?
First off, don’t be a darn fool and just go pokin’ around blind. Ya gotta find the goods, the little button, ya know? They call it the… the clit-or-something. It’s like a little bean, covered up by some skin. Gotta find that first, before ya do anything else. It’s usually up near the… well, ya know, the place where babies come out. But don’t go messin’ down THERE right away, ya hear? Patience is a virtue, my grandma used to say.
Now, once ya find that little button, ya gotta be gentle. Like touchin’ a butterfly’s wing, or somethin’. Don’t go jabbin’ at it like you’re tryin’ to start a lawnmower. Start slow, maybe just a little rubbin’ in circles. See how she reacts. If she likes it, she’ll let ya know. Maybe she’ll moan a bit, maybe she’ll wiggle around. If she doesn’t like it, she might tense up, or tell ya to stop. Listen to her! Don’t be a stubborn mule.
- Soft touch, like touchin’ a baby’s cheek.
- Little circles, back and forth, up and down.
- Pay attention to what she likes, what makes her make those funny noises.
And another thing, don’t forget about her hair! I know it sounds crazy, but girls like it when ya play with their hair. It’s like magic, or somethin’. Just run your fingers through it, gentle like. Maybe give her head a little scratch. It relaxes ’em, makes ’em feel all cozy and safe. It’s all connected, ya see? The head, the body, the… down there. It all works together.
Now, let’s talk about makin’ things…slippery. Ya gotta make sure everything’s nice and wet. If she ain’t naturally wet, ya gotta use some of that… lube stuff. They sell it at the store, comes in a tube. Don’t be shy
