Oh, honey, you want to know about how to find threesome partner? Lord have mercy, back in my day we didn’t have such things. But times are changing, I guess. If you’re looking for that, you gotta know where to look. These days, folks use them phones for everything.
Finding that Third Wheel
So you and your man, or you and your lady, want another someone to join in? Well, first you gotta talk about it. Make sure you both on the same page. Ain’t no good if one of you ain’t feeling it. Gotta be honest, like when you tell your neighbor their tomatoes ain’t ripe yet. Just gotta say it how it is.
Then you gotta think, what do you want? You want a gal, a fella, or don’t matter? Some folks call that third person a unicorn. I don’t know why, ain’t no magic involved, just people. But that’s what they say. You gotta figure out what you’re looking for before you go looking.
Them Apps, They Got Everything
Now, where to find these folks? Well, they got these threesome apps now. Just like them dating apps, but for three people. I heard of one called 3Fun. Sounds silly to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat. Then there’s Feeld. That one sounds like you’re gonna go play in a cornfield, but I guess it’s for finding folks too.
- 3Fun – I reckon this one is just what it sounds like.
- Feeld – Don’t let the name fool ya, it ain’t about no fields.
- OkFun App – This one for triples.
- ThirdFun – This triple dating app is good.
- 3Somer – Help you find a partner.
- 3ndr – Find a third partner, FFM, MMF.
There are more of these threesome apps, I just can’t keep up. You young folks and your technology. But that’s where you gotta look. It’s like going to the market, but instead of looking for the best cantaloupe, you’re looking for a person. Just be careful, some of them cantaloupes ain’t what they seem.
Talking is Key
But before you go downloading all them apps, you gotta set your intention. That’s what them fancy folks say. Just means you gotta know what you want. You want someone just for one night, or you want someone to stick around? Like, are you looking for a quick visit from the in-laws, or you want them to move in? Big difference.
You and your partner gotta talk about your intentions, figure out what you both looking for. Write it down, you know what I mean? It is very important that you don’t make mistakes. You are looking for a threesome partner, not just a partner.
Don’t Rush It, Honey
And don’t be in a hurry. Finding a threesome partner ain’t like picking up a gallon of milk. It takes time. You gotta talk to folks, see if they’re a good fit. Like trying on shoes, you gotta make sure they don’t pinch your toes before you buy them. And don’t just go with the first one you find, unless you really like them, of course. The point is that you don’t need to hurry to do these things. Take your time, okay?
You know, it takes a lot of time to find the right person, especially for MFF. And don’t forget that you have to make sure that person is okay for you. Don’t forget to spend time with your partner discussing it. If you are in a hurry, it is easy to make mistakes.
Be Safe Out There
And most importantly, be safe. There’s all kinds of folks out there, and not all of them are good apples. Make sure you meet in a public place first, like at the diner or the park. Don’t just invite a stranger to your house, Lord knows what could happen. Use your common sense, just like you would with anything else. Safety first, always, you can’t go wrong. Don’t be afraid to say no if something doesn’t feel right. Always listen to your gut, it’s usually right.
Be Yourself
The last important thing is to be yourself. Don’t lie. No matter what kind of person you are, there will always be people who like you. Be honest and they will come to you.
Well, honey, that’s all the advice this old gal’s got for you. Finding a threesome partner ain’t easy, but it ain’t impossible either. Just be patient, be honest, and be safe. And remember, it’s supposed to be fun. If it ain’t fun, then what’s the point? Now go on, get out there and find your unicorn, or whatever you’re looking for. And don’t forget to call your grandma sometime, you hear?
