Okay, so, let’s talk about something a little… out there. It’s called a “blumpkin.” Now, I’m not gonna lie, I was curious. I’d heard the term floating around, and well, I’m a pretty adventurous guy. So I decided to give it a shot with my girlfriend. We both have a pretty open mind, which is great.
Preparation and Setup
First things first, we talked about it. A lot. You can’t just spring this kind of thing on someone. We made sure we were both comfortable and, honestly, a little excited to try something new. We had some laughs, made some jokes, and that really helped lighten the mood. Setting the mood is key, because, let’s face it, this is not your average Tuesday night. We dimmed the lights, put on some music, you know, the usual stuff to get us in the mood.
The Act
Then came the tricky part. I won’t sugarcoat it, the logistics are… interesting. She sat on the toilet, started doing her business, and I got down on my knees. Yeah, it sounds weird, and it kind of is, but we were both into it. So I started giving her a blowjob while she was pooping. You have to be really careful about timing and, uh, positioning. It’s not the most sanitary thing in the world, and the smell isn’t exactly roses, but we were committed.
- I started slow, just getting used to the situation.
- She focused on her part, and I focused on mine.
