Okay, so I was hanging out with my buddies last weekend, and we got into this, uh, interesting discussion. You know how it is, a few beers in, and suddenly we’re talking about the most random stuff. Anyway, we started wondering about how often guys, you know, “take care of themselves.” It was all in good fun, but it got me thinking, so I decided to do a little experiment.
First, I hit up the internet, just to see what the general consensus was. I found a bunch of articles and studies, and most of them said pretty much the same thing: guys do it more than girls. No surprise there, right? But I wanted to get some real-world data, not just what some researchers found in a lab.
So, I created an anonymous survey. I wanted people to be honest, so I made sure no names or anything were collected. I shared the survey link on a few online forums where I hang out – nothing too crazy, just places where people talk about everyday life and stuff.
- I asked a few simple questions:
- Age
- Relationship status (single, dating, married, etc.)
- How often they masturbate (daily, a few times a week, weekly, monthly, rarely, never)
I left the survey up for about a week. I figured that would give enough people time to see it and respond. I wasn’t expecting a huge response, but I was curious to see what kind of numbers I’d get. This is not a research survey, I don’t care about the number, just for fun.
While I was waiting, I started keeping track of my own habits. I realized I didn’t even pay that much attention to it before. It was just something I did without really thinking about it. I used a simple note-taking app on my phone and jotted down every time I, you know, did the deed. Nothing fancy, just a quick note.
After the week was up, I closed the survey and took a look at the results. I got a decent number of responses, more than I expected, actually. And guess what? The results pretty much lined up with what I read online. Most guys said they masturbate a few times a week. Some said daily, and a few said rarely or never. As for me, I found that I was in the “a few times a week” category. It was interesting to see that my own habits were pretty average.
The age of the respondents varied quite a bit, but the majority were in their 20s and 30s. Makes sense, I guess. Relationship status didn’t seem to make a huge difference, although guys who were single reported doing it a bit more often than those in relationships. But like I said, this wasn’t a scientific study or anything. It was just a fun little experiment to satisfy my curiosity, but those researchers’ study is way more professional than mine.
So, there you have it. That’s how I spent a week of my life investigating the masturbation habits of myself and a bunch of internet strangers. I can’t say I learned anything groundbreaking, but it was definitely an interesting experience. And hey, at least I have a fun story to tell my buddies next time we’re having a few beers, hah.
