Alright, let’s talk about this… um… “homemade flesh light” thing. Don’t go giggling now, it ain’t nothin’ to be ashamed of. Everybody’s gotta… you know… take care of themselves somehow, ain’t that right? And sometimes, store-bought stuff is just too darn expensive, or maybe you just like doin’ things yourself. I get it, I do.
So, what is this thing anyway? Well, from what I gather, it’s like… a thingy you make at home to… you know… coughs awkwardly keep yourself company. Like a… a helper, if you will. Sounds kinda crazy, I know, but folks these days, they come up with all sorts of contraptions.
Now, I ain’t no expert on this stuff, mind you. I’m just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. But from what I’ve heard, you can make these things out of just about anything. Empty potato chip cans, plastic bottles, even those fancy water bottle things the youngsters carry around. You just gotta get a little creative, I reckon.
One thing’s for sure, though, you gotta make sure it’s… clean. Real clean. Nobody wants no infections or nothin’. So, wash everything real good, and maybe use some of that… um… slippery stuff they sell at the store. You know, the kind that makes things… smoother. Yeah, that’s it.
And be careful, for goodness sake! Don’t go usin’ anything sharp or rough. You don’t want to hurt yourself. This is supposed to be… fun, I guess. Or at least… comfortable. Use somethin’ soft inside, like a sponge or maybe some cloth. Just make sure it ain’t gonna fall apart on ya.
- First, you gotta find yourself somethin’ that’s kinda tube-shaped. Like I said, a chip can or a bottle works just fine.
- Then, you gotta find somethin’ soft to put inside. Could be anything, really. Just make sure it’s clean and safe.
- And don’t forget the… the slippery stuff! That’s real important, I hear.
Some folks, they get real fancy with it. They use all sorts of materials, like… silicone, or somethin’. I don’t even know what that is. But if you’re just lookin’ for somethin’ simple, you don’t need all that fancy stuff. Just use what you got around the house.
I heard some folks even use things like… ice cubes and hairbrushes. Lord have mercy! I don’t know about all that. Sounds a little… extreme to me. But hey, to each their own, I always say. You do what makes you happy, as long as you ain’t hurtin’ nobody.
And speaking of happy, remember to keep things safe. If you’re using batteries and wires for some reason, like I heard some folks doin’ with lights and such, be extra careful. Electricity ain’t nothin’ to mess with. And always, always make sure you clean everything real good afterwards. That’s just common sense.
Now, I know some of you young folks might be thinkin’, “Why would anyone bother makin’ somethin’ like this when you can just buy it?” Well, like I said, sometimes money’s tight. And sometimes, it’s just… fun to make things yourself. There’s a certain satisfaction in it, you know? Like buildin’ a birdhouse or bakin’ a pie. It’s the same kinda thing, I reckon.
And if you’re lookin’ for ideas, there’s all sorts of places you can go. The internet, they call it. It’s got all sorts of information, if you know where to look. Just be careful what you click on, though. There’s a lot of weird stuff out there.
So, that’s about all I know about these “homemade flesh lights.” It ain’t much, I admit. But I hope it helps a little. Just remember to be safe, be clean, and have… well, have a good time, I guess. And don’t be ashamed. Everybody’s gotta… you know… take care of themselves somehow. It’s just part of bein’ human.
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