Okay, so I’ve been meaning to share this for a while, and today’s the day. I’m talking about making your own adult toy cleaner. Yeah, you heard that right. It’s way easier than you might think, and honestly, it’s a game-changer.

First off, I got tired of buying those tiny, overpriced bottles of cleaner. Plus, I wanted to know exactly what I was putting on something that, well, you know. So, I started experimenting.
My first few attempts were a bit of a mess. I tried some complicated recipes I found online, but they were either too harsh or didn’t really clean well. Then it hit me – keep it simple, stupid!
I grabbed a pot from my kitchen and filled it with water. Brought that sucker to a boil. While waiting, I mixed some warm water and regular hand soap in a bowl. Nothing fancy, just the usual stuff I use to wash my hands.
Once the water was boiling, I turned off the heat and dunked the toy. I used tongs. Safety first, people! Let it sit there for about three minutes. This gets it hot.
After the toy had its hot bath, I took it out, washed it with the soap mixture, and then rinsed it off with clean water. Make sure to get into all the nooks and crannies. You don’t want any soap residue hanging around.

- Boil water in a pot.
- Mix warm water and hand soap.
- Submerge the toy in boiling water for 3 minutes.
- Wash the toy with the soapy water.
- Rinse thoroughly with clean water.
- Dry completely.
Finally, I let it air dry completely. If I’m in a hurry, I sometimes use a hairdryer on the cool setting. Works like a charm.
And that’s it! My homemade cleaner was born. It’s cheap, effective, and I know exactly what’s in it. No more mystery ingredients or overpriced bottles. Plus, it’s kind of satisfying to make your own stuff, right?
Give it a try, folks. You might be surprised at how well it works. And hey, if you have any tweaks or improvements, let me know. I’m always up for experimenting.
Homemade Adult Toy Cleaner
I started making it because I wanted a cheaper, safer option.
It’s super simple: boil water, wash with soap, rinse, and dry.

I’ve been using it for months, and it works great.
It’s easy, effective, and I know exactly what’s in it.
Try it yourself and see the difference!