Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this… “highschool porn” thing. Don’t go gettin’ all flustered now, I ain’t no spring chicken, seen a thing or two in my day.

So, you kids these days, always on them computin’ machines and whatnot, watchin’ this stuff. They call it “highschool porn,” sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ new. Back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy internets or nothin’, but young folks still found ways to… well, you know… explore. Heard tell there’s lots of these things, all sorts, just a-waitin’ for you to click on ’em.
Now, from what I gather, this “highschool porn” is all about… well, it’s about young ‘uns, still in school, gettin’ into… things. You know, things that happen behind closed doors, or maybe in the back of a pickup truck, if you ain’t careful. They got these… “videos,” they call ‘em. Lots and lots of ‘em, just a-showin’ it all. And these websites, they got all sorts of names, like… like “XVIDEOS” and “Pornhub” and “xHamster,” sounds like a bunch of critters to me. And “Redtube,” what in the tarnation is a red tube? Sounds like somethin’ you’d find on a tractor, not on that there computin’ contraption.
- They got movies, they say. “HIGH SCHOOL porn movies,” they call ’em. Hot ones, too, apparently.
- And they got these “teen” things, little girls, really. Makes you wonder where their mamas are.
- And teachers! Lord have mercy, teachers gettin’ involved too. “Tiny Young Petite Latina High School Teen Fucked By Teacher,” that’s what one of them things said. Land sakes, what is this world comin’ to?
They say there’s thousands, maybe even millions, of these “videos.” Just a-waitin’ for you to watch. Free, they say. Nothin’s ever really free, though, is it? You pay for it somehow, someway. Maybe with your time, maybe with your conscience.
And these “uniforms” they talk about… n