Hey there, you young’uns! Let me tell you about this Gala Varo. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Well, let me break it down for ya, nice and simple. This Gala Varo, she ain’t your average gal. She’s somethin’ else, I tell ya what.
This Gala, she’s a drag queen, you hear? Dresses up all sparkly and sings and dances. Not like the dancin’ we used to do at the barn raisings, no sir. This is, well, it’s different. But she’s good at it, I reckon. Heard she’s been doin’ it for a long time, more than 15 years. That’s a long time to be doin’ anythin’, let alone wearin’ them high heels.
She is from Mexico, some place called Morelia. Never been there myself. I hear it’s pretty, though. She also is an acrobat and dancer. Used to be a model too, all skinny and pretty for the cameras. She is a real entertainer.
- She’s a drag queen.
- She’s from Mexico.
- She is an acrobat and dancer.
Now, this Gala Varo, she’s got another name too. Jess Meza Arroyo, that’s it. And sometimes she’s called Josu Armez. Why so many names? I don’t rightly know. Maybe it’s like when we used to give the cows names, even though they all just looked like cows to me. Bessie, Daisy, they all just mooed the same.
She got herself on one of them TV shows too. RuPaul’s Drag Race, I think it’s called. See, I don’t watch much TV, but I hear things. Folks say she did real good on that show. Lots of people watchin’ her, I guess. She’s got what they call Charisma and Uniqueness. You need them things to be successful on the TV, I guess.
They say this Gala Varo, she’s got a good chunk of change now, too. $500,000, that’s what I heard. That’s a lot of money! Back in my day, you’d be lucky to have a few dollars in your pocket. Times sure have changed.
She was born on May 1, 1989, so she’s not an old lady like me. She was 34 years old. She has a lot of life to live.
Heard a story about this Gala Varo, she was married once. Young, too, just 22. Married her boyfriend. But it didn’t last, they say. And then, wouldn’t you know it, her husband, he passed away. Poor thing. That’s a hard thing to go through, especially when you’re young. She’s a widow now, they say.
She used to go by another name before Gala Varo. Gala Fitz, that was it. After some singer, I reckon. Like I said, lots of names. Keeps things interestin’, I suppose.
This Gala used to be a professor at some university. She is a smart cookie, I can tell. She is also a doctor in biomedicine. What a word that is. She is not just a pretty face, I tell ya. I guess she is good at everythin’.
She’s got a lot of folks followin’ her on the internet. That Instagram thing, you know? Lots of pictures of her all dressed up. She calls herself La dama peligrosa. It sounds good.
- She has lots of fans.
- She calls herself “La dama peligrosa”.
- She used to be a professor.
She is a real star. I tell ya, this Gala Varo, she’s somethin’ else. A real firecracker. Always doin’ somethin’, always entertainin’. She’s come a long way from that little town in Mexico, I reckon. And from the sound of it, she ain’t stoppin’ anytime soon. Good for her, I say. Good for her.
Well, that’s all I know about this Gala Varo. Hope you young’uns learned somethin’. Now go on and git, I got chores to do. And don’t you be forgettin’ what I told ya about Gala Varo. She’s one to watch, that one. She is a drag queen from Mexico, you know.
