Fun Girlfriend Quiz: Is She Your Perfect Match?

Alright, let’s talk about this girlfriend thing, you know, like those young folks do. I heard about this “girlfriend quiz,” and it got me thinkin’. What in the tarnation is a girlfriend quiz anyway? Sounds like somethin’ them city slickers cooked up.

What’s a Girlfriend Anyway? Back in my day, you didn’t need no quiz. You saw a fella, he saw you, maybe you exchanged a few words at the church social, and boom, that was that. Now they got quizzes and tests and all sorts of hoo-ha. I guess times change, huh?

But if I had to guess, this girlfriend quiz thing is probably about figurin’ out what kind of gal you like. Like, does she like cookin’ up a storm, or is she more the type to be out gallivantin’ around? Does she like to chit-chat all day long, or is she more the quiet type? You know, that kinda stuff.

Questions they might ask on that quiz… I reckon they’d ask all sorts of questions. Like, “How many times a week do you want her to call you?” Shoot, back in my day, we didn’t have no phones ringin’ all the time. You saw each other when you saw each other, and that was good enough. But these young folks, they always gotta be glued to them phones.

Maybe they’d ask, “Do you like a girl who’s always dolled up, or one who’s more down to earth?” Well, I tell you what, fancy clothes don’t mean nothin’. It’s what’s on the inside that counts. A good heart and a strong work ethic, that’s what matters.

Can she make a decent pot of stew?
Does she know how to mend a torn shirt?
Can she handle a little bit of dirt and sweat?

Findin’ Your Perfect Match… Now, I hear tell these quizzes are supposed to help you find your “perfect match.” Well, let me tell you somethin’, there ain’t no such thing as perfect. Everybody’s got their flaws, and that’s just the way it is. But you can find someone who’s good for you, someone who makes you laugh, someone who’ll stand by you through thick and thin.

I reckon these quizzes try to figure out your “personality traits and preferences”, whatever that means. Sounds like a bunch of fancy talk to me. But I guess it boils down to what you like and what you don’t like. Do you want a girl who’s adventurous, or one who prefers to stay home? Do you want a girl who’s loud and boisterous, or one who’s quiet and gentle?

Love Tests and Figurin’ Out People… There are places, these “LoveTest” sites, they say, that got all kinds of quizzes. They say these tests can help you figure out yourself and the kind of person who’d be good for you. Honestly, I don’t know about all that. Seems to me like you should just get to know someone, spend some time with them, and see if you click. But I guess some folks need a little help, and that’s alright too.

Dream Partner Stuff… Some folks are lookin’ for their “dream partner”. They take these quizzes to see what “personality type” their dream girl is. Well, I say, throw them quizzes out the window! Look for someone kind, someone honest, someone who treats you with respect. That’s more important than any “personality type.”

So, this girlfriend quiz… Maybe it’s fun for the youngsters, somethin’ to pass the time. But I reckon the best way to find a good girl is to just be yourself, be kind, and be patient. And maybe learn to make a good pot of stew. That never hurt nobody.

At the end of the day… you gotta remember, a quiz can’t tell you everything. It can give you some ideas, maybe, but it can’t tell you who’s gonna make you happy. That’s somethin’ you gotta figure out for yourself. So go on, take the quiz if you want, but don’t take it too seriously. And remember, a good heart is worth more than all the fancy answers in the world.