Okay, so, the title of today’s little adventure is “Deep Throat Experts,” and let me tell you, it was quite the ride. I’ve always been curious about this whole deep throating thing, and figured it was time to put myself to the test.
I started off slow, just like some Dr. J said in an article I found, dated February 20, 2019. Apparently, it takes about 6 minutes to get anywhere, so I had some time to kill. I grabbed a toothbrush – yeah, you heard that right – and started poking around the back of my throat. The goal was to hold it there for 10 seconds. Every time I gagged, I just took a breather. It wasn’t pretty, but hey, practice makes perfect, right?
Then I moved on to the real deal. I started with some long strokes at the base, just like I read somewhere. It felt pretty good, and I could see how this could really get someone going.
Getting Handsy
- Spice Things Up: Next, I tried going deeper than usual. I remembered some tips from a column by someone named Dr. Jenn Mann. She was all about giving “swallowing a whole new meaning.” Sounded like my kind of gal.
- Get Handsy: I started using my hands to make up for the, uh, extra space. You know, the gap between where my mouth could comfortably be and the base. It made a big difference, let me tell you.
I watched some videos. Three women were talking about their deep throating experiences, why they tried it, and what they liked about it. It was interesting to hear different perspectives.
Honestly, it was a lot of trial and error. I gagged, I drooled, I might have even teared up a bit. But I kept at it, determined to become a deep throat expert. And you know what? I think I’m getting there. It’s definitely not as easy as it looks in the movies, but with a little practice and a lot of patience, anyone can master this skill.
So, there you have it – my journey to becoming a deep throat expert. It was messy, it was a little weird, but it was definitely an experience I won’t forget. If you’re curious, give it a try. Just remember to start slow, use your hands, and don’t be afraid to gag a little (or a lot). You might just surprise yourself!
