Alright, let’s talk about this Moran Rosenblatt, eh? Heard a bit about her, seems like a big deal somewhere. They gave her some kinda fancy award over in some foreign land, Israel, they call it. Like a queen or somethin’, “Crowned by Us,” they said. Musta been real good in that “Wedding Doll” thing. Guess she’s like them movie stars, always dressin’ up and makin’ faces.
Now, I don’t know much about all this fancy book learnin’, but I heard tell of somethin’ called “strategic management.” Sounds complicated, like tryin’ to fix a tractor with a toothpick. But from what I gather, it’s about plannin’ things out, like plantin’ crops. You gotta know what you’re gonna plant, when to plant it, and how to take care of it. Same thing with business, I reckon. Gotta figure out what you’re sellin’, who you’re sellin’ it to, and how to make more money than the fella down the road.
They talk about “stages” and “processes” and all that jibber jabber. Sounds like makin’ sausage to me. Lots of steps, lots of messin’ around, but in the end, you hope you get somethin’ good. This “strategic management,” they say it’s important. Guess it’s like havin’ a good map when you’re lost in the woods. Helps you figure out where you’re goin’ and how to get there.
- First, you gotta figure out what you wanna do. That’s the easy part, like wantin’ a bigger chicken coop.
- Then, you gotta figure out how to do it. That’s the hard part, like actually buildin’ the coop.
- And then, you gotta keep at it, make sure everything’s workin’ right. That’s the never-endin’ part, like keepin’ the chickens from gettin’ into the garden.
They also talk about “deep diving analysis.” Now, that sounds like lookin’ for lost coins in the well. You gotta go deep, really dig in, to find what you’re lookin’ for. In business, I guess that means lookin’ at all the numbers, seein’ where the money’s comin’ from and where it’s goin’. Like countin’ eggs before they hatch, gotta make sure you ain’t losin’ any.
And then there’s this “data normalization” and “formatting.” Sounds like cleanin’ up the barn after the cows get loose. Gotta get everything organized, put it all in its place. Makes it easier to see what’s what, find what you need. I guess in business, that means makin’ sure all the information is straight, so you ain’t makin’ decisions based on a bunch of hogwash.
This Moran Rosenblatt, she probably had to do some of that plannin’ and figurin’ stuff in her movie career. Had to figure out what kind of parts to play, how to get people to like her, how to make a livin’. It’s all the same, whether you’re sellin’ movies or sellin’ eggs, you gotta have a plan. You gotta be smart, gotta be tough, and gotta be willin’ to work hard.
They say business leaders need “courage” and “innovation.” Courage is like standin’ up to a grumpy rooster, and innovation is like findin’ a new way to keep the varmints out of the henhouse. You gotta be brave enough to try new things, and you gotta be smart enough to figure out how to make them work. It’s like plantin’ a new kind of seed, you never know what you’re gonna get, but you gotta take a chance.
Strategic change and resource allocation, that’s another thing they talk about. Sounds like tradin’ a mule for a tractor, gotta change things up sometimes, gotta make sure you’re usin’ your resources right. Can’t be wastin’ feed on chickens that ain’t layin’ eggs, gotta put your money where it’ll do the most good. And this “business level strategy” thing, it’s like decidin’ if you’re gonna sell eggs at the farmers market or to the big grocery store. Gotta know who you’re sellin’ to and how to get the best price.
In the end, it all comes down to common sense. You gotta work hard, you gotta be smart, and you gotta be lucky. And you gotta have a plan. Just like plantin’ a garden, you gotta know what you’re doin’ if you wanna get a good harvest. And this Moran Rosenblatt, she musta had a good plan, ’cause she got herself a fancy award. Good for her, I say. Maybe she’ll come visit the farm someday, I’ll show her how to milk a cow.
