So, I finally decided to give this “Clone-A-Willy” thing a shot. I’d seen it around, you know, on the internet and stuff, and my curiosity got the better of me. I figured, why not? It’s not every day you get to make a, uh, replica of your, well, you know.

First off, I hit up that online shopping site – you know the one – and ordered the kit. There were a few different ones, some glow-in-the-dark, some not. I went for the basic one, just to keep things simple. The box it came in was pretty big, about 4 x 4 x 10 inches. Also, I found someone saying that if you’re 7+ inches, you might need extra molding powder, which is important. You can’t pause this process once you start.
When the kit arrived, I was pretty excited. I opened it up, and there were all these different things inside – molding powder, some kind of liquid, a container, and instructions. It all looked a bit…scientific.
The instructions were pretty straightforward. First, I had to mix the molding powder with water. It started to set pretty quickly, so I had to work fast. Then came the fun part. I had to, ahem, “insert” myself into the mixture and hold it there for a few minutes. Let me tell you, it’s a weird feeling. You’re just standing there, with your junk in this goopy mixture, waiting for it to harden. And it’s cold, by the way, really cold.
- Mix molding powder with water.
- “Insert” into the mixture.
- Wait for it to harden.
After what felt like an eternity, but was probably only about five minutes, I pulled myself out. The mold looked pretty detailed, I gotta say. I was impressed. Then, I mixed up the other stuff, the silicone, and poured it into the mold. The instructions said to let it sit for a few hours to harden.
Those were the longest few hours of my life. I was so anxious to see how it turned out. Finally, the time came. I carefully removed the silicone from the mold, and there it was – a perfect replica. It was a bit surreal, to be honest. I mean, I was holding a silicone version of my own, you know, thing. It’s hard to describe the feeling.

The Result
In the end, it was a fun experience. It was definitely something different, something to talk about. Would I do it again? Maybe. It’s not something I’d do every day, that’s for sure. But hey, if you’re curious, and you’ve got some time to kill, why not give it a try? Just make sure you follow the instructions, and be prepared for a bit of a wait. And maybe wear some gloves, it can get a bit messy. And most importantly, be careful!