Okay, so, uh, let’s talk about this… “experiment” I did. It’s, um, a little personal, but hey, I’m all about sharing, right? Even the awkward stuff.
So, I decided to try a, you know, a “guy butt plug.” Yeah, I went there. Don’t judge. I was curious, okay? Heard some people were into it, and, well, I like to try new things.
The Prep Work
First thing I did, I, uh, cleaned myself. Thoroughly. Didn’t want any… surprises. This is important, people! Hygiene first, always.
- Soap and water. Lots of it.
- Trimmed the hedges, if you know what I mean. Gotta make things smooth.
Then, the lube. Oh man, the lube. Don’t skimp on this, folks. I learned that the hard way. I grabbed some water-based stuff, seemed like the safest bet. I applied some around… the area. And some on the, uh, device itself.
The… Insertion
Okay, this is where things got… interesting. I took a deep breath, tried to relax. Easier said than done, I tell ya. It felt… weird. Really weird. I went slow, like, really slow. Inch by inch. More lube. Always more lube.
There was this, like, pressure. Not painful, exactly, but… definitely noticeable. It took a while. A lot of adjusting, a lot of deep breaths, a lot of “what am I even doing with my life?” moments. It was a fight, I won’t lie. I pushed, it resisted.
Getting Used To It
Eventually, it was… in. All the way. And, uh… it felt… strange. Full. Like I had to poop, but also… not. It’s hard to describe. I stood there for a minute, just… feeling it. Not sure what I was supposed to do next.
I walked around a bit. Wiggled. Sat down. Stood up. It was always… there. This constant reminder. Not uncomfortable, exactly, but… present. It was like, my butt had a secret. A heavy, plastic secret.
The… Aftermath
After, like, an hour (I think? I lost track of time), I decided to, um, remove it. This was… easier than putting it in, thank goodness. A little tug, a little more lube (seriously, lube is your friend), and it was out.
The feeling after… relief, mostly. A weird kind of emptiness. Like my butt had just finished a marathon.
Final Thoughts
So, yeah, that was my experience with a guy butt plug. Would I do it again? Maybe. Probably not. It wasn’t bad, just… not really my thing. It was more awkward and weird than anything else. But hey, now I know. And now you know, too. Don’t say I never shared anything with you.
If you’re curious, go for it, I guess. But be prepared. And use lots of lube. Seriously. Lots. Of. Lube.
