Okay, so, let’s talk about this wild time I got caught having sex in public. Yeah, you heard that right. It was nuts.
It all started with me and my partner at the time getting, uh, a little too frisky. We were out for a walk, it was getting late, and one thing just led to another. We found ourselves in this secluded park area, thinking we were being all sneaky. Big mistake.
We were really into it, you know? Lost in the moment. I mean, the park was empty, or so we thought. And we just kind of forgot where we were, I guess. We were going at it like rabbits. Not a care in the world!
- We started making out.
- Then we moved to heavier petting.
- Clothes started coming off.
- And then, well, you can imagine the rest.
Next thing I know, I hear a voice saying, “Hey!” We both jumped apart like we were electrocuted. There was this security guard standing there, looking super awkward and kind of pissed. I grabbed my clothes, my partner did the same, and we both just stood there, totally red-faced. It was mortifying. We felt like we were being exposed!
The guard told us he could call the cops, and we were like, “No, no, please don’t!” We begged him not to, promising it would never happen again. We explained that we just had sexual behavior, but we were not aware of the law. We were just trying to get our shit together, hoping he wouldn’t make a big deal out of it.
He lectured us for a bit about public decency and all that, made a lot of changes to our previous plan. Thankfully, he let us off with a warning. We got dressed as fast as we could, mumbled some apologies, and basically ran out of there. But the law is just not specific for these kinds of acts in Texas.
The Aftermath
I’ve never been so embarrassed in my life. We were so freaked out. We didn’t even talk about it for days. We just learned our lesson the hard way. It was a stupid thing to do, and I definitely regret it. But hey, at least we have a good story to tell, right? Just don’t try this at home, folks. Or, you know, in a public park.
We are lucky that we are not in Maryland. They are really strict on these conditions.
So yeah, that’s my story of getting caught doing the deed outdoors. It was a mess, but I lived to tell the tale. Just remember, stick to the bedroom, people. It’s much safer, and you won’t end up with a story like mine.
