Well, let me tell ya, this whole “jerkin’ someone off” thing, it’s a bit of a mess to talk about, ain’t it? But gotta be straight, some things you gotta know, ya hear?
Can you get sick from it? That’s what folks wanna know. Now, I ain’t no doctor, but I’ve heard things, seen things. They got these things called STIs, or somethin’ like that. Means “sexually transmitted infections.” Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ to sneeze at.
- Skin-to-skin stuff: If someone’s got sores or somethin’, and you touch it, well, you might get it too. Like them herpes things. Nasty stuff.
- Other stuff, like that “semen” stuff: Yeah, if that gets on ya, and the person’s got somethin’, you could catch it. Not good, not good at all.
Now, doin’ it by yourself? Naw, you ain’t gonna get sick from that. It’s gotta be someone else involved, someone who’s got the “infection.” Makes sense, right? If you ain’t touchin’ nobody with it, it stays with you, and that’s that.
But let me tell ya, this ain’t always clear-cut. Some folks say this, some folks say that. I heard some say you can’t get nothin’ from it, others say you can. Confusin’, I tell ya! But best to be careful, that’s what I say.
And what about them “hot tubs” and “toilet seats”? Folks talkin’ about gettin’ somethin’ from them too. Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me, but I guess you never know. People are strange, and they do strange things.
So, what can you do? Well, some folks use them “condom” things. Like little rubber bags. Supposed to keep the bad stuff from spreadin’. But I heard they ain’t foolproof neither. Nothin’ is, I guess.
And this “pullin’ out” thing? Don’t count on it, that’s what they say. Ain’t gonna stop them infections, no sirree. You need somethin’ more than that.
This talk about doin’ it twice, gettin’ the same thing again? Lord have mercy! Sounds like a pain in the rear. Once is bad enough, I’d say. But if you got it once, I guess you can get it again. That’s what they tell me.
And then there’s huggin’, touchin’, kissin’. Mostly, you don’t get nothin’ from that, unless there’s open sores, then you might be in trouble. But mostly it’s the, you know, the “down there” stuff that you gotta worry about.
Some of these sicknesses, they spread easier than others. That “syphilis” one, they say that’s real bad. Spreads easy, makes you real sick. Best to stay away from that one, if you can.
So, to sum it all up, can you get sick from jerkin’ someone off? Yeah, you can. If they got somethin’, and you ain’t careful, you can catch it. It ain’t always that simple, mind you, but best to be safe than sorry, that’s my motto. You young folks, you gotta be careful out there. The world’s a wild place, and people, well, they ain’t always what they seem.
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