Okay, here’s my attempt at a blog post, following all your instructions:
Alright, so “life-size booty stroker.” Yeah, I went there. Don’t judge, we all have our, uh, interests. This whole thing started because, well, I was curious. And bored. Mostly bored. And maybe a little frustrated. Okay, very frustrated. Let’s just move on.
First, I measured. Gotta get the dimensions right, you know? Didn’t want some tiny little thing, and definitely didn’t want something… monstrous. I’m not that adventurous. I grabbed a tape measure – the kind you use for sewing, not the construction kind, it was more precise – and, uh, took some reference measurements. From, uh, visual aids. Online. For science.
The Build
Next, I had to figure out the materials. I considered a few options:
- Clay: Seemed messy, and I didn’t have a kiln.
- Foam: Might be too… squishy? Not the right texture.
- Silicone: Ding ding ding! Winner.
- 3D Printing: it is interesting, but i don’t have a 3D printer.
I ordered some body-safe silicone online. Two-part stuff, you mix it together and it cures. I also got some pigment, because, you know, realism. I went with a… peachy tone. It has a good look.
Then came the mold. I actually used a big bowl – I’m talk about, like, a really big mixing bowl – lined with plastic wrap. I mixed up a small batch of silicone and poured it in, just a thin layer, to get the basic shape. I let that set up a bit, then I, uh, positioned myself. You get the idea. It was… awkward. Very awkward. I suggest do not try at home.
Once that first layer was semi-solid, I poured in the rest of the silicone, making sure to get good coverage. This part was tricky, because, well, gravity. And things… shifted. It wasn’t perfect, let’s just say that. I also made a base out of some wood I had lying around, just to give it some stability. I screwed it all together once the silicone was fully cured.
The… Test Run
Okay, so after letting it cure for a full 24 hours (the instructions were VERY clear on that), it was time for the… test run. I won’t go into too much detail, but let’s just say… it worked. Maybe a little too well. The texture was surprisingly realistic, the size was… adequate, and the whole thing was… effective. I cleaned it up, you know, for sanitary. I used some soap and warm water.
Final thoughts? It was a weird project. A really weird project. But, hey, I learned something. About silicone. And… myself. Would I recommend it? Probably not. It’s a lot of work, and it’s definitely not for everyone. But, if you’re curious, and you’re willing to get your hands dirty (literally), then… go for it. Just, uh, be careful. And maybe don’t tell your mom.
