Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Misha Osherovich fella. I ain’t no fancy movie critic, mind you, just tellin’ it...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… thing, this… whatchamacallit, this towel fleshlight thing. I ain’t no fancy expert, ya hear?...

Alright, alright, listen up, you young’uns. You mad at your boyfriend, huh? Happens to the best of us, even this...

Well, lemme tell ya, this “super straight” thing, it’s all over the place now. Folks keep jabberin’ about it, so...

Alright, let’s gab about this thing, what you call it… a 4-inch peni. Now, I ain’t no fancy doctor or...

Well, let’s talk about this Asher Havon fella, ya know, the one from that singin’ show on TV. Folks keep...

Howdy there! So, your marriage is feelin’ a bit… blah, huh? Like an old shoe, comfy but not excitin’? Don’t...

Alright, let’s gab about this Jamie Lee Curtis, the movie star gal. Folks are yappin’ all sorts of things, like...

Alright, let’s talk about somethin’ kinda private, you know? Like, the best position for the first time. Don’t go gettin’...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout usin’ gay folks’ relationships for your family. Don’t go wrinklin’ your nose, now....